#1184 - Roseanne Barr

Joe Rogan (0:00)

I mean, very few people could ever imagine. Here we go, four, three, two, one. Boom, and we're live. Saddle on up to that microphone, young lady.

How are you?

Roseanne Barr (0:11)

I'm good, how are you, Joe?

Joe Rogan (0:12)

Great to see you.

Roseanne Barr (0:13)

It's so great to see you too. Thanks for saying hi to my sons.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

Your sons are great.

Roseanne Barr (0:18)

Fucking A, they are, man. And that's what I fear is my next step in the tale. My next chapter as, what's your name?

The girl that everyone loves, the girl, the singer, she's real tall and skinny.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Taylor Swift?

Roseanne Barr (0:33)

Yeah, I can't remember anybody's name anymore.

Joe Rogan (0:35)

There's so many people to remember.

Roseanne Barr (0:37)

Yeah. Well, she said she's on to her next chapter, and that's how I feel too.

And it's going to be about how, talking to women about how to raise functional sons. This is needed in America, and I'm going to step up and do it. Because all these tales, what with all the news and such, it's obvious to me, these women have not raised their sons correctly, and I'm going to correct them. Because I'm tired of them yapping and fucking bitching and moaning. I'm old, I'm going to tell you what to do to raise decent sons, women.

Joe Rogan (1:14)

Well, your son said something when they were doing the little tour of the studio, they saw the picture of Rosa Parks. And your son said, that's Rosa Parks. And I said, you're one of the few people that ever just pointed that out and noticed it. And he goes, of course, he goes, Roseanne's my mom.

She raised me right.

Roseanne Barr (1:30)

Sweet. Isn't that sweet? That's getting the, what do you call it?

I don't know, pat on the back.

What's the modern vernacular? I don't know. There's some slang. I hear them. I try to stay hip, but I can't fucking do it.

Joe Rogan (1:47)

Well, you obviously did a great job.

Roseanne Barr (1:49)

Shout out. It's a shout out.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

He gave you a shout out. Shout out.

Shout out to the moms. How are you holding up? Everything good with you right now?

Roseanne Barr (1:56)

Well, I'm smoking like a bitch. Every day.

Joe Rogan (2:00)

Were you smoking before all this happened?

Roseanne Barr (2:03)

Hell no. Well, secretly.

Joe Rogan (2:05)

Secretly.

Roseanne Barr (2:05)

Doug Stanhope got me back on the bastard.

Joe Rogan (2:08)

You son of a bitch.

Roseanne Barr (2:09)

I quit for like 15 years, and Doug Stanhope snuck. Every time I see Doug, I'd smoke one.

He's got an evil spell on me.

Joe Rogan (2:19)

Oh, he's an evil little man.

He's sober right now. No cigarettes for him either.

Roseanne Barr (2:24)

He always says that.

Joe Rogan (2:25)

No, he's doing sober October.

Roseanne Barr (2:27)

Are y'all doing sober October?

Joe Rogan (2:29)

Yes.

Roseanne Barr (2:30)

Wow, why didn't you ask me? I would have sobered up for it.

Joe Rogan (2:33)

Would you?

Roseanne Barr (2:33)

No.

Joe Rogan (2:34)

No, you wouldn't have done it.

Roseanne Barr (2:35)

No, I want to do...

Joe Rogan (2:36)

Get fucked up, October.

Roseanne Barr (2:37)

I want to go to re-talks.

Joe Rogan (2:40)

Re-talks instead of detox.

Roseanne Barr (2:43)

That's what my boyfriend Johnny calls it. He goes, it's time to re-talks.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

How many cigarettes are you smoking a day now?

Roseanne Barr (2:50)

Well, who's counting?

Joe Rogan (2:51)

You just keep smoking them?

Roseanne Barr (2:53)

I'm smoking less than ten.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

Less than ten's not bad.

Roseanne Barr (2:55)

Yeah.

Well, I was smoking a lot. See, I'm cutting it by ten every week.

Joe Rogan (3:02)

Oh, okay. So...

Roseanne Barr (3:04)

So next week, it'll be down to one a day all week.

Joe Rogan (3:09)

One a day's not bad.

Roseanne Barr (3:11)

And I'll see how I deal with it if anyone dies.

Joe Rogan (3:16)

This whole thing has been completely fucking insane.

And you caught it... Yeah, I know. I don't have to tell you. But you caught this madness, this outrage culture, right at the peak. I think you hit peak outrage culture.

Roseanne Barr (3:32)

Thank you.

Joe Rogan (3:33)

Well, people didn't give a fuck if you were making a joke.

Didn't give a fuck if you had no idea that that lady was black. Didn't give a fuck what your mental state was. Didn't give a fuck if you were on Ambien. Didn't give a fuck if you were drinking. Didn't give a fuck if you sincerely apologized.