#1183 - Andrew Santino

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Four, three, two, one.

Andrew Santino (0:04)

Let's get the sound of this popping up.

Joe Rogan (0:06)

I am at Cheeto Santino, ladies and gentlemen! He just popped open to makers to taunt me. 46 Sober October.

Andrew Santino (0:13)

Can we, let me see something.

Joe Rogan (0:14)

Okay, let me hear that, let me hear that, let me hear it. Oh, that does sound lovely.

Andrew Santino (0:20)

This one's for, this one's for Fat Burt, and for Ari.

Joe Rogan (0:25)

11, I have 20 days.

20 days of sobriety. I didn't eat shit, I already did 11 But let me tell you something what I've learned from this, is we were talking about before the podcast started. You wanna hear me? I'm gonna pour some coffee, like an alcoholic.

Andrew Santino (0:40)

This is like, hey, hey, hey.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

I need a cigar or a cigar.

SPEAKER_3 (0:43)

Hey, I'm Joe. Do we have cigars here?

Joe Rogan (0:46)

Don't I have cigars here? I do, right?

We should. They're in one of these things? In that humidor? You think? One of the things that I realized is that if you work out, like I'm working out fucking three hours a day, because I'm literally trying to kill Burt, I want Burt to try to keep up with me.

Andrew Santino (1:02)

You want him to die, though.

Joe Rogan (1:03)

I'm trying to kill him. Yeah, I'm trying to give him a heart attack. Because you know what bothers me? This is all weed, and there's mushrooms in here, and there's no cigars.

Andrew Santino (1:12)

No cigars. All good shit.

Joe Rogan (1:15)

Maybe. I might have taken them out of here.

Jamie (1:17)

The humidor.

Andrew Santino (1:20)

We're gonna get a huge humidor for you.

Joe Rogan (1:21)

A humidor.

Jamie (1:23)

A humidor.

Joe Rogan (1:24)

What I realized, this is why I'm trying to kill Burt. He likes to pretend that his effort is spectacular. He likes to pretend that he can push himself, that he's got this incredible will. He's in last place, of course.

Andrew Santino (1:39)

Yeah, dead last.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

By quite a bit.

Andrew Santino (1:40)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw the points.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

Like a thousand points.

Andrew Santino (1:41)

It's really sad.

Joe Rogan (1:42)

Yeah, and he takes days off when everybody doesn't. I took three days off when I went to Vegas. I'm still in the lead.

Andrew Santino (1:49)

Yeah, well, I've seen his cooking show. I know how he eats. I've seen his fucking...

Joe Rogan (1:54)

It's the booze, man.

Andrew Santino (1:55)

Yeah, the booze, too.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

His body, I mean, I love Burt, and this is one of the reasons why I'm trying to kill him.

Andrew Santino (2:00)

I fucking hate him. Let's fight, Burt, you son of a bitch.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

I want him to realize, like, this is not, you're 10 years younger than me, and you have to take high blood pressure medication. This is all not good.

Andrew Santino (2:10)

Yeah, no, it's not good.

Joe Rogan (2:12)

You're doing something terrible to your body by drinking every night. You shouldn't do it.

Andrew Santino (2:16)

What does he do, a bottle a night, you think?

Joe Rogan (2:18)

He gets down, dude.

Andrew Santino (2:19)

Yeah, yeah, he can drink.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

He'll drink a whole box of wine. One of those box wines.

Andrew Santino (2:24)

Is a frenzy a freak?

Joe Rogan (2:25)

He's an animal, man. He'll drink a whole Tito's, like a whole jug of Tito's.

Andrew Santino (2:30)

I've seen that go down.

Joe Rogan (2:31)

What's going on here?

Andrew Santino (2:32)

He's freaking out.

Joe Rogan (2:33)

He takes his shirt off.

Andrew Santino (2:33)

He takes his shirt off, no shit.

Joe Rogan (2:35)

Of course he does. Oh my God, look at the belly.

Andrew Santino (2:36)

Look at that fucking stomach.

Joe Rogan (2:37)

Here's the thing, man.

Andrew Santino (2:38)

Can he see his dick? Do you think he sees his dick?

Joe Rogan (2:40)

We can search for it.

Andrew Santino (2:41)

Yeah, find it. It's a hide and go.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

Why is he taking his shirt off? What's the deal?

Andrew Santino (2:45)

This is a podcast, I saw this, Norton and him. What was he saying on this?

Jamie (2:50)

He called his wife for something to ask about what's up about sex, and his kids were in the car.

Andrew Santino (2:55)

Oh, his kids were in the car.

Joe Rogan (2:56)

Oh, wonderful.

Andrew Santino (2:58)

Yeah, and he panics.