118: Remi's Retreat Was a Dream

**Alisha** (0:01)
I just realized Cal is so jealous right now.

**Zane** (0:05)
I know, Cal, aren't you jealous of our radiating faces?

**Heath** (0:09)
I picture him off camera with a mask on just behind him.

**Cal** (0:13)
You guys wish.

**Alisha** (0:16)
Wow, we are still on our Remi's retreat.

**Heath** (0:21)
I'm not going to lie, I thought you guys were going to still be at the house with cameras set up there.

**Zane** (0:27)
Honestly, we were pretty close.

**Remi** (0:31)
I can't even laugh with this thing on. It's slipping off my face again.

**Zane** (0:35)
No, you can't laugh because of the Botox, honey.

**Remi** (0:37)
It's so true. I did just get a lot of Botox. Guys, we are back. We're here to record for you a little podcast.
We're back from Remi's retreat and we're wearing our Remi's retreat pajamas.

**Alisha** (0:51)
I feel like a new woman.

**Zane** (0:53)
I really do. I'm still getting post- what is it?

**SPEAKER_6** (0:57)
Concert depression.

**Zane** (0:58)
Post-concert depression from it.

**Remi** (1:01)
Literally driving home yesterday.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:03)
Yeah, I miss it.

**Alisha** (1:05)
I kept having to remind Zane. I was like, look, I know. I just sense he was sad.

**Zane** (1:09)
I know your AC doesn't work very well.

**Alisha** (1:10)
Yeah, I know. I was like, hey, it's okay, you can go back. It'll be good.

**Heath** (1:15)
The house isn't going anywhere.

**Zane** (1:17)
Yeah.

**Alisha** (1:18)
It's not goodbye. See you later.

**Zane** (1:20)
I also decided to chip because in my head, I was so far away from Remi's. I checked the maps. It was going to take 30 minutes to get home. I was like, oh, whoops.

**Heath** (1:34)
He said, oh, I'll be back tomorrow. Zane was acting like he was six hours away.

**Zane** (1:37)
Yeah, I know. It felt like it. It felt like it.

**Alisha** (1:41)
Well, for our audio listeners, we are in our Remi's Retreat robes. We have face masks on right now. We're just having a little R&R.

**Zane** (1:50)
Why do you have an extra flap of face mask skin coming out of your nose?

**Alisha** (1:55)
You can't just ask people why they have an extra flap of skin, Zane.

**Zane** (1:58)
No, it's almost like you have two face masks on. This one? Yeah, right here. You have an extra flap right under it.

**Alisha** (2:05)
I know. These are the ones that are on the face mask. They're extra and you can put them on your smile lines. You can put them on your eyes.

**Zane** (2:11)
Oh, in case you don't get it all.

**Alisha** (2:14)
Yeah, there's extras.

**Remi** (2:15)
Yeah, under your eyes, you could do it there. You could do it on your neck if you need a little neck.

**Zane** (2:20)
Oh, I wish they made face masks where they attach to the hairs.

**Cal** (2:26)
I don't know why they don't have that.

**Heath** (2:27)
That's like a ski mask. Like, let me pull it over my head.

**Alisha** (2:32)
No, the ear one, they would like that.

**Remi** (2:34)
They also make like foot masks. They're like, it's like a sock, but it's like this kind of material. And then it makes your feet really small.

**Heath** (2:42)
I don't know if I can handle that.

**Zane** (2:43)
You know what? I think they get.

**Heath** (2:44)
Yucky toes.

**Remi** (2:45)
Yeah, I feel like a sensory overload.

**Zane** (2:46)
Don't they give that sometimes after pedicures?

**Remi** (2:49)
I'm not sure.

**Alisha** (2:50)
You're out here getting the deluxe package.

**Zane** (2:54)
Sometimes they grab my feet in something really...

**SPEAKER_6** (2:57)
The wax?

**Zane** (2:59)
I don't know, but it sounds kind of like what she just said.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:01)
It might be, yeah. Very luxurious.

**Zane** (3:03)
But the thing is, it's Suzy.
She really takes care of me every time because she sees me once every six months. I really... She really goes all out for it.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:10)
You know when she sees you, but she's like, oh...

**Zane** (3:14)
And I know they're talking shit about my feet.
And I don't blame them. I don't blame them. Yeah, that's what it looks like.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:21)
Yeah.

**Alisha** (3:22)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:22)
A little bad.

**Zane** (3:23)
Yeah. I really, I really get that.

**Heath** (3:27)
I could see Zane doing the pedicure thing where it's got the little fish that nibble on your toes. In my mind, I want to see Zane do it.

**Remi** (3:36)
When you get those little things put on your feet, Zane, that's what you do. Like you stand up in the salon like they just were.