#1179 - Nikki Glaser

Nikki Glaser (0:00)

Go see a boxing match. He doesn't even want that to be the...

Joe Rogan (0:03)

Three, two, one.

We're live? Oh, we're live. Yeah, we were just talking about Sober October and Arch-Fear and the speculation that he may be, in fact, running some shenanigans. We do not know.

Nikki Glaser (0:19)

It seems to be shenanigans at play here, but he went too strong the first day. I don't believe that you could sustain that amount of, that heart rate for that long.

Joe Rogan (0:28)

80 plus, it's interesting to look at his graph because he was at 80 plus percent of his max heart rate for more than an hour and 20 minutes, which, look, he might just be trying to kill himself. He's got a strong will.

Nikki Glaser (0:41)

Does he?

Joe Rogan (0:41)

Yes.

Nikki Glaser (0:43)

I know he's shifty and honest.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

How can you be shifty and honest?

Nikki Glaser (0:49)

Because he'll eventually come out with, this is what I did, and of course I did that. You guys knew I was doing it the whole time. That's what he'll say.

Joe Rogan (0:55)

That's a good impression of Ari.

Nikki Glaser (0:58)

Oh, come on. Yeah, of course. Of course I was going to do that. So yeah, but he is shifty and honest, like he...

Joe Rogan (1:05)

He's a prankster.

Nikki Glaser (1:06)

He's a prankster. He's definitely going to do some weird stuff to get ahead in this, but he also knows he's going to lose, too.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

Do you know what he did in Legion of Skanks?

Nikki Glaser (1:15)

No.

Joe Rogan (1:16)

He shit in a box and brought it onto the stage, and he had it like sealed up, and then opened it in front of everybody, and apparently the smell was like so horrendous. People were bailing out of the room, and gagging and throwing up. It's like a public health hazard. You're not supposed to have shit, human shit in public.

Nikki Glaser (1:35)

He's so weird.

Joe Rogan (1:37)

He's the best.

Nikki Glaser (1:39)

In the Legion of Skanks, they've seen everything for them to be running out of the room.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Yeah, they've done everything and seen everything, and Ari still freaked them out.

Nikki Glaser (1:48)

I can't believe that I just now heard that story. That should be a headline that someone shit in a box and brought it into a room where the live podcast was taking place.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

It was a small room, too. I mean, it was like a room with like a hundred people in it.

Nikki Glaser (2:02)

I love someone who's not scared to talk about shit and deal with shit. Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:08)

No, Ari's not scared of that. Look, the fact that he entered into this contest at all, and he doesn't work out at all for 10 years, and then he's like, there's a fitness contest, and the loser has to do something. We haven't totally determined what the loser has to do. Ari wants us to drink each other's piss.

Nikki Glaser (2:24)

He wants to drink your piss. That's what Ari wants to do. He's going to lose.

Joe Rogan (2:31)

He might not lose. Right now, Tom Cigar is in the bottom. Tom Cigar is at the bottom.

Nikki Glaser (2:35)

I think Tom is gonna try. I mean, you're obviously set to win this thing, but I think Tom's gonna sneak up. He's playing it down. You looked at his wrist yesterday. You go, what's that thousand something? Oh, that's nothing.

Just the calories he burned that day, a thousand. Tom's sneaky.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

Yeah, a lot of people feel like that.

Nikki Glaser (2:55)

I really think he's gonna do something on this. He's gonna be the one to beat.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

You gotta realize, though, Burt ran a marathon. He did run a marathon.

Nikki Glaser (3:02)

I know. This is fun, I have to say.

Any one of you could pull ahead. Can we talk about what you did yesterday?

Joe Rogan (3:12)

Yeah, I worked out for three hours and 20 minutes. I'm trying to double everyone. It's a marathon.

I'm trying to break Burt's will.

That's what I'm really trying to do. Because he talks all this Mickey Mantle Gene shit. I'm like, motherfucker, I'm crazy. You don't understand. I will work out twice a day like that. I will try to give you a fucking heart attack, you fat fuck.

Nikki Glaser (3:32)

I would love to see.

You will, too. You'll kill him. You could kill him.

Joe Rogan (3:37)