#1177 - Sober October 2

Joe Rogan (0:02)

Five, four, three, two, one. Dude, it seems like we just did this.

Tom Segura (0:07)

It does feel like pretty recent.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

How was it a year ago?

Tom Segura (0:10)

I don't know.

Joe Rogan (0:11)

I don't know. It's already October. I'm scared. Let's just fucking spark up a joint beer right now.

These fat blunts.

Tom Segura (0:20)

One of them backwoods.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

Smell one of these backwoods, these are so good. Just smell it, just smell it.

Bert Kreischer (0:25)

Whoa.

Yeah. You know, everyone was commenting on your blunt rolling technique after the Elon Musk thing?

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Oh, I don't roll them.

Bert Kreischer (0:33)

I know, they were like, and I knew that, and they were like, oh, what is he? He just, he can barely roll a blunt. I was like, it's professionally rolled. It's a pretty good blunt.

Tom Segura (0:39)

You can't read those comments. That does smell good, man.

Joe Rogan (0:41)

That smells so good. They taste good, too. Those are phenomenal.

I'm a blunt man. I know it's probably bad for your lungs, but there's something about the tobacco gets you a little high up, and then the marijuana sort of spreads you out, and it puts you in a new dimension.

Tom Segura (0:58)

Yeah, that's a good one.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

I'm gonna get blitzkrieg'd after Halloween, kids.

Tom Segura (1:03)

Oh, yeah. Imagine how high you'll get to after 30 days off.

Joe Rogan (1:08)

Last year, I did comedy. I had no idea what I was talking about. While I was on stage, I was like, oh my God, there's 400 people in this room, and I don't even know what I'm saying.

Bert Kreischer (1:17)

I almost thought of bringing in all my marijuana and booze in here, like in the old west when you had to turn in your guns and just dump them on the table. Because I have so much marijuana, it's ridiculous.

Joe Rogan (1:29)

I know, it's crazy.

Tom Segura (1:30)

I keep a bunch.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

We got a stack of whiskey over there, and then we got another cabinet full in the back. Yeah, you can get fucked up hard for here, in this place.

Tom Segura (1:39)

We're gonna get ripped on the first.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the day back. Well, remember when we did the podcast on the day back?

Tom Segura (1:44)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

Those were fun shit. Are they so much more fun when he's high? They're so scary and grumpy when he's sober.

Tom Segura (1:52)

He's such a grouchy dog.

Joe Rogan (1:54)

But he gets like legit angry. Like he could joke around about anything when he's high, when he smokes weed. But then when he's not smoking weed, you're like, wait, wait, wait, are you fucking serious?

Tom Segura (2:04)

He gets upset.

Bert Kreischer (2:05)

Do you remember when you texted the three of us, you're like, Ari, I don't think you're doing the right classes. Do you remember the meltdown he had?

Joe Rogan (2:11)

I said, I think you're gonna have to do them again. I love you.

Tom Segura (2:21)

He called you, right? He called you upset.

Joe Rogan (2:23)

Oh yeah, yeah, he was upset. I don't remember if we texted or called, but I go, Ari, I love you. I'm just joking. I'm sure you do. One thing about Ari is, this is one thing that you could say after all the welting, talking all the nonsense, Ari has rock solid ethics.

Tom Segura (2:40)

Yeah, yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:40)

Like rock solid.

Tom Segura (2:41)

Yes, he does.

Joe Rogan (2:42)

Like if Ari says he's gonna do something, he does it. So if I'm fucking with him and saying, I don't think he's doing it, I don't really mean it.

Tom Segura (2:49)

Right, right, you're just kinda, you're poking at him.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

Right, so if you're out there, Ari, and you hear this, I'm only fucking around, I know you're doing it, but I'm not talking to you for the next 31 days.

Tom Segura (3:00)

It's too dangerous. He came to our class for that last one, he was like, this is so much easier than my class, I can't believe you questioned how hard my class was.

Joe Rogan (3:09)

The one we did in Encino?

Tom Segura (3:10)

Yes, he was like, this is so easy compared to what I've been doing in New York.

Joe Rogan (3:13)

Look, it's all easy if you go easy.

Tom Segura (3:15)

I guess, yeah.

Joe Rogan (3:16)

It's all how you do it. If you do hot yoga and you go 100% every pose, it's fucking hard to shift.