Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture, Personal Journals
**Zane** (0:02)
Welcome back!
**Alisha** (0:07)
You know what?
**Heath** (0:07)
Good morning, Vietnam! Somebody's excited about the new set update.
**Remi** (0:14)
No, I know the new rug.
**Zane** (0:16)
Yeah, the new rug is really getting me in my feels. And this wood, is that a real teak?
**Remi** (0:21)
Is that a real teak?
**Zane** (0:23)
It is.
**Remi** (0:23)
It's definitely not.
**Zane** (0:25)
No, when you have, like, real, like, when you have good furniture in your room, it really amps up the vibe.
**Heath** (0:30)
For sure. It just makes you feel good.
**Zane** (0:31)
And the viewers and listeners are going to feel it through the screen and through the mics. And their speakers.
**Remi** (0:37)
And their ears.
**Zane** (0:38)
And their eardrums.
**Remi** (0:39)
And their in-ears.
**Alisha** (0:40)
It is funny, though, because without the wide angle, you really don't see it any bit.
**Zane** (0:45)
Yeah.
**Heath** (0:45)
All the updates are off camera.
**Remi** (0:47)
Mariah, make the whole episode wide, because also Heath is looking dapper today.
**Zane** (0:51)
Yeah. He's in our first, basically, unfiltered merch, which has been a heater. A lot of you guys have been asking for it, and a lot of you guys are asking for it to come back.
The good thing about it is that it's been up on the site since the beginning.
**Remi** (1:05)
No, it's back. Everyone wanted us to do another run. We're like, okay, we'll print more. So guys, there are more available.
**Zane** (1:12)
And it's limited items, and there's only going to be certain sizes. Whatever sizes you see is what we thought should be there.
**Alisha** (1:20)
Okay, marketing degree.
**Zane** (1:21)
Yes, and we are going to give a discount. The discount is all you got to pay for shipping. How about that?
Just get it out of our warehouse.
**Alisha** (1:31)
These are the business calls Zane takes daily.
**Zane** (1:34)
Get these hoodies out of here.
We just want them in your closet. It's time.
**Alisha** (1:39)
Okay, to be fair, it's not like we did sell a lot. There's just a lot left.
**Heath** (1:45)
Once again, we just go above and beyond. We just ordered so much.
**Zane** (1:51)
It's okay though.
**Heath** (1:53)
We're doing our thing.
**Zane** (1:55)
What's your last clothing?
**Alisha** (1:57)
Parallel apparel.
**Zane** (1:59)
Yes, you can buy these hoodies on basegunfield.com and apparelapparel.com. parallelapparel.com.
**Alisha** (2:08)
I will say after last week's episode, I did buy parallelapparel.com and redirect to my vlog channel.
**Remi** (2:15)
Wait, that's so smart. How do you do that?
**Alisha** (2:18)
I don't know. Lexi did it. She was like, you can have it redirect.
**Zane** (2:20)
Did we buy Cremota?
**Heath** (2:22)
Zane, nobody's Googling Cremota. Don't worry. That's true.
**Remi** (2:24)
You guys know a lot of the comments were saying that they missed Cremota and that they were excited to hear about the tee.
**Zane** (2:29)
Yeah. They were so excited. They actually bought our handle and they're going to try to resell it to us.
**Alisha** (2:33)
People do that and then they know you'll pay a lot of money.
**Zane** (2:36)
Damn, nobody bought it. Look.
**Alisha** (2:38)
Okay. It's only been a couple of days.
**Heath** (2:41)
Let it be a test. Let's see how long it takes for someone to buy. But if it doesn't get bought, I'm going to feel really bad.
**Remi** (2:46)
Oh, I'm so sorry. I had a fun fact about, it's not Komodo. What's the real thing? Komodo Dragon?
**Heath** (2:54)
Yeah.
**Remi** (2:55)
I'm so sorry. I think because we were talking about them, my TikTok algorithm heard and I didn't know, but I got a crazy TikTok. I'm sorry. I meant to bring that up. Sorry, I just cut you off.
**Alisha** (3:07)
No, no, no, no. I forget what I was even going to say.
**Remi** (3:09)
I'm sorry. I feel bad.
**Zane** (3:11)
Don't feel bad. I love when I hear people cut people off. It turns me on. It makes me all like fucking warm.
**Remi** (3:17)
This girl said, PSA, don't be on your period when you go see Komodo dragons. You will end up having two period protectors because Komodo dragons have good smell.
**Zane** (3:26)
Yes. No, I agree.
That's why I avoid. That's stupid. Yes, I avoid seeing Komodo dragons.
**Alisha** (3:33)
Wait, what do you mean protect?
**Remi** (3:34)
She's literally like she has these two men with like sticks by her in this video, like big long sticks, and I think that if she's on her period, like a Komodo dragon, well, like a similar to a shark, will like smell and attack.
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