115: The Tea on Our Failed Businesses

**Alisha** (0:01)
Wait, I have a question, because this morning when I was getting ready-

**Zane** (0:05)
You shouldn't ask it on here, not on this podcast.

**Alisha** (0:08)
Shut up.

**Remi** (0:09)
It isn't a safe space for questions.

**Zane** (0:10)
He missed us. I think we should just all be silent for this episode.

**Remi** (0:14)
Okay.

**Heath** (0:15)
So stupid.

**Alisha** (0:17)
Stupid.

**Heath** (0:18)
I've waited a week to run my mouth.

**Zane** (0:19)
I mean, every episode for Heath, we'll let Heath talk.

**Alisha** (0:22)
He said, let's just mime. Didn't you guys do a miming video?

**Zane** (0:26)
Or do sign language. Heath, you should have a sign language podcast.
There was a whole thing that we did on Unfiltered where I, this was really funny. It was like a clip. We made a clip out of it, but we were like, we were all talking about sign language and I was just like, my brain just shut off at this point. I was like, oh my God, there should be a sign language podcast. And Mariah is like, wait. And then Heath and Matt are like, what? Zane.

**Remi** (0:52)
Oh, that's not.

**Alisha** (0:55)
I like that he was trying to be inclusive though. I love that he was thinking so awesome of you.

**Zane** (1:02)
Yes.

**Alisha** (1:03)
But there could be a video one, but I know you were thinking audio.

**Zane** (1:08)
I was just thinking, yeah, another form of entertainment for people that can't hear.

**Heath** (1:13)
Oh, I guess one thing that you guys probably don't know, but since my uncle is deaf, when my dad talks to him on the phone back in the day before, cell phones and FaceTimes and things like that, there would be a number that would be like a translator almost, where my uncle would type on a computer, and then the person on the phone would talk to my dad on the phone, and my dad would speak back, and then they would-

**Alisha** (1:40)
A translator.

**Heath** (1:41)
Yes.

**Alisha** (1:41)
But through like an actual like-

**Heath** (1:43)
Through like the computer and a keyboard, yeah.

**Alisha** (1:46)
Like wired phone.

**Heath** (1:47)
Yeah, this was like way back in the day. It just hit me, I just remembered it.

**Alisha** (1:50)
Whoa, that's actually really cool.

**Zane** (1:52)
You couldn't mention that on the podcast, so I didn't feel like such a stupid hit.

**Alisha** (1:55)
Because this is the better podcast.

**Remi** (1:57)
Wait, was that a long time ago, if Mariah was on it? Oh, that's stuck with you.

**Zane** (2:01)
Long time ago. Well, it just like reminded me of that moment. It was a really fun moment.

**Heath** (2:06)
Good times.

**Zane** (2:06)
But I think what made it funnier is not me saying it as it was normal that I said that.
It was one more person in the room going, wait, good idea. I think that's what, to me, was so funny. Was Mariah even like, couldn't catch it?

**Heath** (2:18)
Yeah, she was with it.

**Zane** (2:21)
And Mariah going like, guys, wait.

**Alisha** (2:24)
Maybe she's used to being like, yeah, Zane, good idea.

**Zane** (2:27)
I think she truly, for a few seconds, I think truly didn't think of it either.

**Remi** (2:33)
She's like the preschool teacher, you're like, no question is a bad question, no question is a dumb question.

**Heath** (2:38)
We gotta talk about Zane like channeling his full Britney Spears right now though, with the in-ears.

**Zane** (2:42)
Oh yeah, you like my new in-ears?

**Alisha** (2:44)
Speaking of the video podcast, you may think Zane is, what are you giving right now?

**Zane** (2:51)
Just like, you know, Hillary Duff in that movie.

**Alisha** (2:54)
The way I was like, you know, Justin Bieber.

**Zane** (2:56)
I don't know.

**Remi** (2:56)
The Lizzie McGuire movie?

**Zane** (2:57)
Isn't she a singer in the movie?

**Remi** (2:58)
No, the one, the Raise Your Voice.

**Alisha** (3:00)
You Raise Your Voice.

**Zane** (3:02)
Is that the name of the movie?

**Remi** (3:03)
Raise Your Voice.

**Zane** (3:04)
The movie is called Raise.

**Remi** (3:05)
Wait, no, no, no. You're thinking the Lizzie McGuire movie.

**Alisha** (3:08)
This is What Dreams.

**Zane** (3:09)
Yeah.

**Heath** (3:10)
You're thinking of Cadet Kelly.

**Remi** (3:12)
Oh, yes.

**Zane** (3:13)
She doesn't sing in that movie. She boot camps.

**Heath** (3:16)
But it is the best.

**Remi** (3:17)
She boot camps.

**Zane** (3:18)
She boot camps in her sleigh boots.

**Remi** (3:20)
Honestly, like her movie, not discography, but what would be the equivalent of that? Filmography. Her filmography.

**Zane** (3:29)
Yeah, she killed it.

**Remi** (3:31)
Material girls don't even get me started.