#1142 - Tony Rock

Joe Rogan (0:03)

Four, three, two, one.

Boom, Tony Rock, we're live. That's a bold choice in shirts, sir. I like that.

Tony Rock (0:09)

Thank you. I think it brings out my skin tone.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

It brings out, it's got a pop to it.

Tony Rock (0:14)

Yeah, and I rock it with the shades on, so I'm driving with windows open, and girls are looking like, who's that guy? So.

Joe Rogan (0:20)

Yeah, and you're an Android guy. You're a different kind of person.

Android people are different kinds of people.

Tony Rock (0:25)

What kind of people am I?

Joe Rogan (0:26)

Well, the people that like think about it.

Like, I don't know about this, you know? Everybody's like, I need an iPhone, I need an iPhone. Android people are like, I'm not so sure. I think I could rock a pixel.

Tony Rock (0:38)

Yeah, this takes great pictures. It's very easy to figure out.

So I don't know. I've never been an iPhone guy.

Joe Rogan (0:44)

It's a choice that people make. They just decide. It's a non-conformist choice.

Tony Rock (0:48)

Did I take the blue pill or the red pill?

Joe Rogan (0:51)

I think they're both like, it's no denying iPhones are badass, but it's no denying those are basically just as badass. They're just different.

Everything is just different now. It's caught up.

Tony Rock (1:01)

You go with what you like, man.

Joe Rogan (1:02)

Yeah, it used to be like if you had a Blackberry and somebody else had an iPhone, you felt like a loser. You felt like a loser with your stupid buttons.

Tony Rock (1:07)

All back when people had the phones that you could just zap your number, and you didn't have one, you would just ass out.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

That's right. Remember, everybody had a little laptop they pulled out.

Tony Rock (1:16)

It was like, hey, send me your number. You would just scan their phone.

Joe Rogan (1:18)

What was that thing called again? A side something or another?

Tony Rock (1:21)

What was that called?

Joe Rogan (1:22)

What was it called?

Jamie (1:23)

The sidekick, was it?

Joe Rogan (1:25)

What was it called? The sidekick?

Tony Rock (1:26)

No, that was a Suzuki.

That was the original drug dealer car right there. You sold weed, you bought a Suzuki sidekick, you were the man.

Joe Rogan (1:35)

Tony Rock, I'm so happy that you agree that the fanny pack is back.

Tony Rock (1:38)

The fanny pack is back.

Joe Rogan (1:39)

It is, right?

Tony Rock (1:39)

The fanny pack is back. It's a more stylish fanny pack now. People are wearing it over the shoulder.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

That's a coward's way out. That's a coward's way out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You rock it right in front of you. That's where it's most convenient. Listen, boys, you don't have to be trying to get laid all the time. Relax.

Tony Rock (1:55)

You want soccer dad look.

Joe Rogan (1:56)

You just want the convenience of having that bag right there. Why can't I?

Tony Rock (2:00)

Leather?

Joe Rogan (2:01)

I don't want to have to carry shit.

Tony Rock (2:02)

You want leather? You want a name like Fendi or Gucci across?

Joe Rogan (2:07)

I got this right here, bro.

Tony Rock (2:09)

Okay.

Joe Rogan (2:09)

That's nice, right?

Tony Rock (2:10)

Yeah, that's very...

Joe Rogan (2:11)

That's nice.

Tony Rock (2:12)

That's very naked and afraid-ish.

Joe Rogan (2:13)

You can keep this shit on you. It doesn't feel uncomfortable. You got your keys. You got your phone. You don't think about shit.

Tony Rock (2:19)

I got keys, phone, wallet in my pocket. I'm good.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

People are tired of hearing about this, but I'm telling you, it's the way to go.

Tony Rock (2:27)

The fanny pack is back.

Joe Rogan (2:28)

I got one that I wear when I run.

Tony Rock (2:29)

Oh, so you have more than one?

Joe Rogan (2:31)

Yeah, I've got a neoprene one.

Tony Rock (2:33)

You have the running fanny pack?

Joe Rogan (2:34)

Yeah, dude, it's nice. You slip your phone in there, get your little headsets on. You can cheat with your music. Jamie, I've been cheating.

I cheat when I run now. I listen to music. It's better.

You guys were all right.

Tony Rock (2:44)

How's that cheating?

Joe Rogan (2:46)

I used to say that if you ran, running, especially running hills, is difficult. So you should do it with no music. You shouldn't be like...

Tony Rock (2:53)

You should just zone out.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

Just zone out. Just fucking do the work.