114. Che Durena, Derek Gaines, Craig Gass | Bums

Luis J. Gomez (0:00)

Before we start today's show, you should know that me and Big Jay are always on the road touring. You can catch me on the Rattle Me This Tour this weekend. I'm in Long Island at the Brook Ridge in Belmore. October 22nd through 24th, I'll be in North Charleston, South Carolina at Wits End Comedy Lounge.

After that, Story Wars is heading out to Los Angeles to the Comedy Store for November 4th and 5th shows. And then I got Poughkeepsie and Tampa coming up right after that. Go to my website, lewisofskanks.com, to grab all of those tickets.

Big Jay Oakerson (0:28)

You can catch me this weekend in Seattle Emerald City Comedy Club. First time there.

After that, I'm going to be at Denver Comedy Works, Rochester, New York Comedy at the Carlson, The Comedy Mothership, Braya California, and so much more. Ending with New Brunswick Stress Factory for Thanksgiving. Get tickets for that right now. And all those shows and so much more. bigjaycomedy.com. All right, let's start the show.

Craig Gass (0:56)

Fill her up. You're listening to the GaS Digital Network.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:30)

What the fuck is up, Story Warriors? Make some noise for me, New York City, please.

So fun. We got another Soul That Show here, I assume, right? Oh yeah, this is your mic.

Luis J. Gomez (1:46)

Grab my microphone. I'm like, I can't.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:49)

Yeah, I'm like, what do you say it with words, Dickhead?

Luis J. Gomez (1:52)

Another Soul That Show, 67th week in a row in the massive, cavernous, ungodly large New York Comedy Club midtown.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:05)

Let's just lay at the back of the room real quick, could we?

Luis J. Gomez (2:09)

How you guys feeling? The nosebleeds up there.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:13)

Yeah, they're all getting hand jobs because nobody can see the dark up there so far back back back. How many people here familiar with the game Story Wars?

Luis J. Gomez (2:27)

And who is not familiar with the game Story Wars?

Really? Really? You asshole.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:39)

Wow.

Luis J. Gomez (2:40)

How dare you come to our show without knowing what you're... He loves it though, so you brought her. All right, sir, I'm going to give her a pass today, but bitch, you fucking crossed me again.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:51)

Jay? You do have a terrible host energy.

SPEAKER_6 (2:54)

Ooh, I do.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:55)

Why am I fighting a fly?

SPEAKER_6 (2:57)

Who's a fly?

Derek Gaines (2:58)

I got the flys on my side.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:59)

God damn it.

Luis J. Gomez (2:59)

There are flies here. We can only assume it's such a large cavernous venue.

Derek Gaines (3:02)

Yeah.

Luis J. Gomez (3:03)

But obviously, there's a dead body somewhere in here.

Big Jay Oakerson (3:05)

Yeah, there's probably fucking a family of crows somewhere. If you're not familiar with the game which you're first time listening at home, we'll explain it once we get our esteemed panel of guests up here. Are you guys ready for our guests?

Our first guests were the record of O and 2 here on Story Warz. You know them from the Two Goons podcast, the special, How to Make Your Balls Bigger, available on YouTube. How about it for the hilarious Che Durena?

SPEAKER_5 (3:42)

Che, so nice to have you back on Story Warz.

Luis J. Gomez (3:44)

Two losses. What have you done to prepare for this third appearance?

Che Durena (3:48)

So, I'm a last smith. Someone canceled last second, and I had no time to prepare. I learned about this an hour and a half ago.

Luis J. Gomez (3:56)

Okay, well, you know, we're smoking mirrors. We don't have to tell everyone how the sausage is made. It's okay. We've had you booked for months.

SPEAKER_6 (4:01)

It's a big deal.

Derek Gaines (4:02)

How have you been training for your big win tonight?

Che Durena (4:05)

I came in last both other times. And so, I mean, let's see what happens this time. I just want second last this time.

Derek Gaines (4:13)

That's it.

Craig Gass (4:14)

What's our climbing?

Luis J. Gomez (4:15)

Anything but last.

Che Durena (4:16)

Anything but last.

Luis J. Gomez (4:23)

Our second competitor making his Story Wars debut from his podcast, The Beardo and The Weirdo. Put your hands together for Craig Gass.

Craig Gass (4:42)

Fellas, how are you?

Big Jay Oakerson (4:44)

Craig Gass, what is up, my man?

Craig Gass (4:45)

It's good to see you. First time playing this game. I'm excited. I just want to win. That's all I want to do.