#1134 - Kyle Dunnigan

Joe Rogan (0:01)

Four, three, two, one. Kyle Dunnigan, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_2 (0:07)

That's right, baby.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

Headphones or no headphones?

Kyle Dunnigan (0:10)

Oh, sure, headphones.

Joe Rogan (0:11)

Grab them right there. Be a goddamn professional, sir. Yeah, baby.

Where did you get that, yeah, baby?

Kyle Dunnigan (0:17)

Yeah, well, I just noticed she like, she answers herself.

Joe Rogan (0:21)

I like the color of she, I like that.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:23)

I'm very politically correct. But she'll be like, yeah, so I went and I bought some Jimmy Choo's, yeah, yeah. And I called my sister, yeah.

So she like, I think she spends a lot of time alone maybe, and she's answering herself.

Joe Rogan (0:36)

What is going on with her voice? Because she didn't have that voice when she was Bruce.

It's a different voice. Is it?

Kyle Dunnigan (0:41)

I thought it was like pretty similar. It's like, what's different?

Joe Rogan (0:45)

It's like numb, like her face is numb. Like a shower, hard time, over the fridge.

Kyle Dunnigan (0:50)

Yeah, baby. Well, Bruce was, I thought she was, did you see her show I Am Kate? She had like a reality show, which bombed. I mean, how much of a boring person do you have to be when, I mean, how interesting is like an ex-Olympic athlete turns into a woman, and you're so boring, still no one wants to see that show.

Yeah, baby.

Joe Rogan (1:17)

She needed a better producer. It seems like you could put her in interesting situations. No, she's going forever.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:22)

She's boring. Like I watched it. I tried to watch it. It was boring.

Joe Rogan (1:26)

God, I feel like there's, I just feel like they've missed the formula. Like that is a fascinating situation. Someone who waits until they're 60 years old and then becomes a man.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:35)

Yeah. How could that show not do well? How could it? I think what happened was she wasn't open about what her transition, it wasn't about that.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

Oh.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:45)

She didn't really talk about what was interesting.

Joe Rogan (1:48)

She doesn't believe in gay marriage.

Kyle Dunnigan (1:53)

That's when I, like I was on her side, and I'm like, yeah, she's a supporter. I mean, what, how?

Joe Rogan (2:01)

She said, well, kind of a traditionalist.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:03)

Yeah, I'm a traditional girl, shall, yeah. And Ellen is a very, maybe one of the wittiest people, very witty, and she went like this. Well, how, she was completely lost for words.

Joe Rogan (2:16)

Yeah.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:17)

Because it's, it makes no sense, it's.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

Well, Ellen held her feet to the fire, and their big feet. She burned those feet.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:24)

I held my 17 Jimmy Choosh to the fire, baby.

Joe Rogan (2:28)

She's got to order those custom, right? Oh, yeah. There's no way around it.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:31)

Sure. I, yeah, for her to be against any group that she's been, she knows what it feels like to be shunned or unbelievable.

Joe Rogan (2:43)

It's just crazy. She's just decided that she's a woman.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:47)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:47)

A Republican woman.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:48)

And she's like, ew, lesbians, gross.

Joe Rogan (2:52)

But she's a lesbian now.

Kyle Dunnigan (2:53)

Yeah, but now I date men, baby.

Joe Rogan (2:55)

Does she?

Kyle Dunnigan (2:56)

Or she's dating a trans?

SPEAKER_2 (2:59)

Jesus, so confused.

Joe Rogan (3:01)

I'm exhausted. What is happening?

Imagine if you were a man, okay, and then you became a woman and you dated a woman who became a man. What in the fuck is happening? You're like one of those yin-yangs spinning through space.

Kyle Dunnigan (3:14)

Yeah, and then you're like, gay marriage is gross. They need to cut her brain open and figure out what's going on.

Joe Rogan (3:25)

There's a lot of confusion and a lot of wanting to fit in and a lot of, you know, it just doesn't make any sense.

Kyle Dunnigan (3:33)

And I really like people going through that, and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I really think she's kind of an asshole.

Joe Rogan (3:41)

Oh, this is her girlfriend.

So the girlfriend used to be a boy, too? Yes. Fascinating.

Kyle Dunnigan (3:47)

That is, wow.

Joe Rogan (3:49)

Wait a minute. Girlfriend used to be a boy. That's what she used to look like? Oh, Christ. The world is so strange.

Kyle Dunnigan (3:56)

And then she's like, I just, she's not a great person. I mean, she killed that lady with her car and then said nothing.