#1132 - Kyle Kingsbury

Joe Rogan (0:11)

When it comes to defending America, it is not enough to merely have an American presence in space. We must have American dominance in space. So important.

Very importantly, I'm hereby directing the Department of Defense and Pentagon to immediately begin the process necessary to establish a space force as the sixth branch of the armed forces. That's a big statement. We are going to have the Air Force, and we are going to have the Space Force, separate but equal.

It is going to be something so important. General Dunford, if you would carry that assignment out, I would be very greatly honored.

Kyle Kingsbury (1:02)

Oh, look at Mike Pence. Mike Pence has this look on his face like, I am going to be the president.

This motherfucker has gone completely crazy, and I am going to be the president next.

SPEAKER_3 (1:14)

That is not of approval.

Kyle Kingsbury (1:15)

Look at his face. He has got the face of a guy who knows he is going to be the president. If you were about to be awarded something, like if there was something you were about to get, you are like, wow, I worked my whole life for this, and here it is. I am going to get that thing right now. I am going to be the fucking president.

He must be like, this guy is never going to last eight years, and for sure he is going to win again. I am going to be the president.

SPEAKER_3 (1:44)

So you think for sure he wins again because, is that because whoever the Democrats decide to put in is going to be an equal turd sandwich again?

Kyle Kingsbury (1:54)

You are a super smart dude, but you are also a brute. You are a big giant savage motherfucker, right? So how many people have underestimated you because you are a big giant savage motherfucker?

SPEAKER_3 (2:03)

Plenty.

Kyle Kingsbury (2:04)

And talk stupid to you, and act like you were a moron?

SPEAKER_3 (2:07)

I would say equal street fights, two fights in the UFC.

Kyle Kingsbury (2:10)

Yeah, there is a lot of people, right? And just people in general, like they will get snotty. I don't take stevie, I drink black.

But I think there is a certain part of us that might be doing that with him. I don't think he is... I think he is really good at winning. This is not an endorsement of him.

SPEAKER_3 (2:37)

No caveats necessary.

Kyle Kingsbury (2:40)

I am horrified by this immigration policy of separating children from their parents. I think that is subhuman.

SPEAKER_3 (2:47)

His wife came out and said that was bullshit.

Kyle Kingsbury (2:49)

His wife is an immigrant, bro. His wife barely speaks English. It's chaos, right? It's crazy.

I hate all that stuff. These are just families. They are just people who love each other. You got to keep them together. If they break the law, you keep them together. Get them out of here if you want. If you want to send them back to wherever they came from, if you are hell-bound on that. But taking them from their kids is subhuman. It's beyond it. It's not us. It's not what we are doing in 2018 That aside, all that aside, he is probably going to fucking win again, man.

I think he is probably going to win again. I think he gets in these confrontations with people, and they think he is adult. I don't think he is adult.

I think there is no way he could be as successful as he has been. I know he has had ups and downs and shit like that.

But like, what he...

Just the way he was able to dismantle all those guys and those Republican debates, he didn't know what the fuck...

SPEAKER_3 (3:43)

He tore them apart.

Kyle Kingsbury (3:44)

Tore them apart. They had no business doing that with him. They just were too emotionally tied up in his responses. There was so much negativity and energy. It was like... There was all this anxiety.

Like a fight where a guy is in full panic.

You know, you've seen street fights, especially. Guys just go into full panic.

SPEAKER_3 (4:04)

Or even just talking shit in the schoolyard. You know, like one guy is getting bullied. Bullies got the crowd watching him, and the other guy is like, Well, but you're... Fuck you, man. And everybody is like, Oh, that ain't going to work.

That's what the rest of them looked like. Ted Cruz, that's what they all looked like.

Kyle Kingsbury (4:19)

He's just been doing this his whole life. He's been talking shit his whole life. You know?