#1097 - Legion of Skanks

SPEAKER_1 (0:05)

We get a bunch of ______ skanks in the house.

Joe Rogan (0:08)

Ladies and gentlemen, Legion of Skanks.

Big Jay Oakerson (0:12)

Yeah. Cheers.

Joe Rogan (0:14)

Very excited to get all you guys together. This was a good move, good idea. All credit to praise Big Jay.

But I'm glad, this is fun. Long time coming.

Dave Smith (0:25)

Fuck yeah, thanks for having us.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

My pleasure, my pleasure.

Luis J. Gomez (0:28)

Yeah, very excited to be here, Mr. Rogan. Legion of Skanks in the house.

I'm gonna tell you right now, and we really mean this, this has been a very, very long time coming. All of the fans have been kind of looking for this moment. So this is a very, very big deal for me personally. So I wanna say thanks for having us on.

Dave Smith (0:45)

Uh oh, Luis is one sentence away from crying.

Big Jay Oakerson (0:47)

Did you write that last night?

Joe Rogan (0:48)

We're all so big, we probably shouldn't be talking in public.

Big Jay Oakerson (0:53)

I feel like you wrote that last night, Luis. Mr. Rogan, how I spent my summer was good, and we went to the park, and we got to ride all the rides.

Luis J. Gomez (1:01)

It's true, what do you want me to say?

Joe Rogan (1:03)

It's hard to be sincere these days.

Luis J. Gomez (1:04)

Yeah, pretend that it's not a big deal, it's a huge deal.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:07)

Luis is rarely impressed, very unimpressed guy. He's very impressed today.

Luis J. Gomez (1:11)

Yeah, this is a fucking Disneyland for dudes that we're in right now. He's walked into a fucking, we're in an airport hanger, and there's just bow and arrows, and dead animals, and pool tables, and a hodgepodge.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:24)

Battle bots.

Joe Rogan (1:26)

I feel most men live lives that are very, very suppressed.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:30)

Sure.

Joe Rogan (1:30)

I think most men, if they were left to their own devices, and someone said, yeah, you can do whatever you want in the building. Wait a minute, I can just decide what to put in the building? Just whatever. To put whatever in the building?

You do the exact same shit.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:43)

Is there room for an archery setup?

Joe Rogan (1:45)

That's one of the things that I wanted. I wanted to make sure there was room for an indoor range.

Big Jay Oakerson (1:50)

That was when you went to buying a place?

Dave Smith (1:52)

That was an interesting conversation with a real estate agent.

Joe Rogan (1:55)

Yeah, they're like, what? I'm like, I need at least 40 yards.

That virtual hunt game is a very popular game. The techno hunt thing. Like that thing is so addictive. So addictive though. You can give you bad habits too. You get a little punchy with your trigger.

Big Jay Oakerson (2:23)

I do like that they have some of the animations, or the real life things of the deer, where the elk, like they're looking at you. They really do give you a sad face. Like, can you do it?

Can you do it?

Joe Rogan (2:36)

Yeah, you can probably get it with other things too, right? Like couldn't you get it with superheroes?

Couldn't you get it like you were that Archer dude from the Avengers and fucking, those monsters are coming after you?

Luis J. Gomez (2:47)

Children. Just young children.

SPEAKER_1 (2:50)

Luis, why? Why?

My family's looking for me.

Dave Smith (2:56)

Can we upload everyone who bullied Luis in the third grade to do that game?

Joe Rogan (2:59)

Kids.

Big Jay Oakerson (3:00)

That's the same thing. That's like when they give the pedophiles like little underage fuck dolls to try to keep them from doing it for real. So you just murder kids with a bow and arrow. Did they really do that?

Luis J. Gomez (3:12)

Yeah, they don't give it to them now.

Dave Smith (3:13)

Well, they're available in Asia, I think.

Big Jay Oakerson (3:15)

You can buy child fuck robots.

Luis J. Gomez (3:17)

I've heard.

Big Jay Oakerson (3:18)

You can buy child fuck robots. And not in this country, I found out.

Luis J. Gomez (3:23)

It's a weird moral thing though, right? Like, would you rather have them fuck a little robot in their closet somewhere?

Dave Smith (3:29)

Because your first instinct is always like, oh, that's horrible. But then you're like, it's kind of like giving someone with anger issues a punching bag. Maybe it's not the worst thing.

Joe Rogan (3:37)

It's like, they've got that thing, whatever it is. Like, how do you get it out?