#1090 - Andrew Santino
The Joe Rogan Experience
March 13, 2018
Andrew Santino is a stand up comedian and actor. You can also see him in the show "I'm Dying Up Here" on SHOWTIME.
Speakers Joe Rogan, Jamie, Andrew Santino
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:01)
That was, you looked at that and went, this is the move.
Jamie (0:04)
Point break.
SPEAKER_3 (0:06)
Cupcake shirt.
Andrew Santino (0:07)
Point break.
Joe Rogan (0:08)
We working? Is it working?
Jamie (0:10)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (0:12)
Are we live?
Jamie (0:13)
We're talking, like, is it going?
SPEAKER_3 (0:15)
I was like, what's he doing?
Jamie (0:19)
We're there, we're there, we're there.
Joe Rogan (0:20)
I wish we could start this show off with flavor in your ear. Would we get kicked off of YouTube? Craig Mack died.
Andrew Santino (0:25)
Yeah, that's just a shout out.
Joe Rogan (0:27)
I know, I feel like we should be able to, just as a shout out.
Andrew Santino (0:31)
I'm kicking new flavor in your ear.
Joe Rogan (0:34)
That was a great fucking song, man.
Andrew Santino (0:35)
It was such a good song.
Joe Rogan (0:36)
Dude, there's only 46
Andrew Santino (0:37)
What was it? I didn't even see what he died of.
Joe Rogan (0:38)
Heart attack.
Andrew Santino (0:39)
Was it?
Joe Rogan (0:40)
Yeah, heart failure, 46 Fuck, man.
Andrew Santino (0:44)
We start off the show with major bummer, deaths.
Joe Rogan (0:46)
Yeah, we would get pulled by YouTube, right? If we did that, we played it, for sure.
Andrew Santino (0:50)
I'm sure.
Joe Rogan (0:51)
Yeah, for sure. We won't play, we won't play. Let's just shout out to Craig Mack.
Andrew Santino (0:55)
You know what you could do? You could play like someone else who did their version of it.
Joe Rogan (0:59)
Yeah, but even then you'd probably get, there he is.
Andrew Santino (1:01)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (1:02)
Oh, oh, Biggie's in it?
Andrew Santino (1:05)
No, this is the, yeah, no, no. With Notorious, LL and Buss a Buss.
Joe Rogan (1:11)
No shit. Yeah, don't put that up on YouTube. Has it already been up?
Okay, good. Everybody's dying. 46, 46 is so young to have a fucking heart attack.
Andrew Santino (1:28)
Heart stuff. That's everybody, I guess I should have just guessed. Heart shit.
Joe Rogan (1:32)
Well, especially in this day and age, the way people eat, it's terrible.
Andrew Santino (1:38)
But he wasn't, was he that heavy of a dude?
Joe Rogan (1:39)
I don't think you have to be that heavy of a dude to have clogged arteries.
Andrew Santino (1:43)
But then there's super, super heavy dudes that just, nothing phases them.
Joe Rogan (1:46)
Yeah, there's some guys that just keep on trucking.
Andrew Santino (1:48)
That's like, in Chicago where I'm from, that's everybody I know.
Oh, yeah. Skinny is offensive.
Joe Rogan (1:53)
Well, not only that, it gets zero degrees all day long for fucking four months.
Andrew Santino (1:58)
Yeah, you need the padding.
Joe Rogan (1:59)
You need something.
Andrew Santino (2:00)
You need somewhere to hide all that sadness. Shove it underneath all that fat.
Joe Rogan (2:05)
The sky is gray, you hear bullets from the south side.
Andrew Santino (2:07)
That's what, when I got in a little bit of shape, when I went back to Chicago, I caught like so much shit for that, from everybody.
Joe Rogan (2:13)
You sell out.
Andrew Santino (2:14)
Mr. Hollywood.
Joe Rogan (2:15)
Look at you, looking lean.
Andrew Santino (2:16)
Eating well.
Joe Rogan (2:17)
What, eating avocados?
Andrew Santino (2:18)
You care about your future.
Joe Rogan (2:19)
What does it say, Jamie?
Andrew Santino (2:21)
36
Jamie (2:22)
No Cause of Death was immediately released. He had been ill for a while.
Andrew Santino (2:25)
See, that's what I saw. I saw they didn't figure it out yet.
Joe Rogan (2:27)
Oh, I saw something on, yeah, see, that's a problem when someone dies. You get a bunch of different versions of the story.
I went down an internet rabbit hole last night, man. It was a very disturbing one. Do you know anything what's going on in Boyle Heights?
Andrew Santino (2:39)
No.
Joe Rogan (2:40)
Boyle Heights is-
Andrew Santino (2:41)
East LA, right?
Joe Rogan (2:41)
Yeah, it's East LA, and apparently the hipsters are starting to open up artisanal coffee shops and art galleries there, and they're not having it. And it's-
Andrew Santino (2:54)
So the neighborhood's pushing back?
Joe Rogan (2:57)
It's more than that. There's a lot of videos. It's like straight up racist. It's anti-white racism, which is apparently totally acceptable, even if cameras are blaring in your face.
Will Boyle Heights be ruined by one coffee shop?
It's not just one coffee shop. They forced a gallery under. Is this an older story? It's from June. Yeah. They forced a gallery out just through constant harassment and they broke the windows of this coffee shop. But what I watched last night that was disturbing was these air quote activists standing in front of this gallery. It's a fucking art gallery.
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