1069. Andy & DJ CTI: Shane Gillis' Monologue On SNL, Trump Calls Off Livestream Of Fort Hood Attacker & Ilhan Omar Citizenship Probe

Andy Frisella (0:24)

Guys, today we have Andy and DJ.

DJ (0:27)

Cruise the motherfucking internet.

Andy Frisella (0:28)

And that's what we're gonna do. Let's just get right into it today, man. CTI, cruise the internet, you're gonna know the deal.

Don't be a hoe.

DJ (0:37)

Share the show.

Andy Frisella (0:38)

All right. A little abbreviated intro there today.

SPEAKER_4 (0:40)

I'm fine with that, bro. Yeah, me too.

DJ (0:42)

You know, today's a good day, Andy, cause I walked in, I don't know who did it. I appreciate them, but I came in, there was a cold grape smash here, and my favorite meat sticks.

Andy Frisella (0:53)

Yeah. Yeah, you notice how your meat stick is smaller than my meat stick.

DJ (1:01)

I don't think that's...

Andy Frisella (1:02)

Oh yeah, what's that number on the fucking front of your say?

DJ (1:06)

Four, okay.

Andy Frisella (1:06)

This one says fucking five, bitch.

DJ (1:08)

I got cheese in here, though.

Andy Frisella (1:09)

That doesn't matter.

DJ (1:09)

Cheese should be extra protein.

Andy Frisella (1:11)

I got better.

SPEAKER_5 (1:12)

I got cheese in my meat.

Andy Frisella (1:14)

You can't beat my meat.

DJ (1:17)

Wait, why do yours have five and mine only have four?

Andy Frisella (1:21)

You know why, but yeah, according to your purple drink there, we're trying to up the...

You're the star, man. We're trying to treat you with the VIP treatment. You know what you like.

SPEAKER_3 (1:40)

We even stole it.

DJ (1:43)

Well, that's why I really was saying it, just to make sure, like, I didn't steal the...

SPEAKER_4 (1:46)

We stole it for you.

Andy Frisella (1:47)

Okay, I appreciate it. That was the VIP we did.

DJ (1:49)

I appreciate it, dude. Yeah, those are my favorite, man.

Andy Frisella (1:53)

Yeah.

DJ (1:53)

Hell yeah, go steal some more for me.

SPEAKER_4 (1:55)

Yeah, don't steal them. Don't steal them for me.

DJ (1:58)

Yo, man, guys, it's a lot happening, man.

Andy Frisella (2:00)

You like those cheddars?

DJ (2:02)

That's my favorite one, for sure.

Andy Frisella (2:03)

The barbecue's my favorite.

DJ (2:04)

The barbecue used to be my favorite until they came out with the shirt.

Andy Frisella (2:06)

Bro, the barbecue's too good.

DJ (2:08)

Yeah, it is.

Andy Frisella (2:08)

It's too good. Because you can't eat just one.

DJ (2:11)

No, you want to put all of them.

Andy Frisella (2:13)

What about a trademark slogan for someone that you can't eat just one?

SPEAKER_4 (2:16)

Bet you can't eat just one.

Andy Frisella (2:17)

Yeah, I'll probably get sued for that.

DJ (2:19)

Is that Lay's?

Andy Frisella (2:20)

Yeah.

DJ (2:21)

What's the Tootsie Roll one?

Andy Frisella (2:23)

My meat is better than your meat.

DJ (2:24)

No, it's not a trademark. No, it's not a trademark. I think that's safe.

It's Lay's.

Andy Frisella (2:32)

Lay's.

DJ (2:32)

Bet you can't just eat one.

SPEAKER_3 (2:34)

Yeah.

Andy Frisella (2:35)

But you can't.

SPEAKER_3 (2:36)

No.

Andy Frisella (2:36)

You can't. That's the problem with these fucking meat sticks.

DJ (2:40)

Listen, I'm telling you right now, if you guys want to go.

Andy Frisella (2:42)

The good news is it's all protein. But that's good. Yeah.

DJ (2:45)

If you want a dangerous protein, I mean, dangerous fucking little partnership right here.

Andy Frisella (2:51)

Yeah.

DJ (2:52)

That's a dangerous combo.

Andy Frisella (2:53)

That's a good one, two combo.

DJ (2:54)

Bro, that's, listen.

Andy Frisella (2:55)

That's DJ approved. That's what I'm saying.

DJ (2:57)

Instead of doing the, you know, let me get the number two with cheese, get these number two with cheese.

Andy Frisella (3:01)

Bro, you know what's crazy, dude? I didn't, people are going to laugh at this. I don't know everything that we do all the time, right? Like I'm, there's the shit's so big now, like there's shit that shows up. And I'm like, when do we make that? Like, so when I saw these, I was like, why do we make these little meat sticks?

Come to find out, dude, these are going crazy because moms are putting them in the lunches of little kids.

DJ (3:28)

My kids love them.

Andy Frisella (3:29)

Dude, I had no idea. So apparently the meat sticks are a huge hit with moms wanting to put them in their kids lunch. I did not know that.

DJ (3:36)

They're easy. They're quick. I mean, they're easy opening.

Andy Frisella (3:39)

So they're great.

SPEAKER_4 (3:40)

Because I was like...

SPEAKER_5 (3:41)

They're all over on Instagram. They're all over on Instagram.

SPEAKER_4 (3:44)

The little meaties? Yeah, bro. I was like... Andy's meat is all over Instagram. The what is? Andy's meat. You're meat.