1057. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Rejects Iran MOU Extension, Europe's Tallest Virgin Mary Statue & Cubs-White Sox Fan Brawl

**Andy Frisella** (0:17)
What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society and welcome to MFREALITY guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the MF in it. That's what we're going to do, that's what CTI stands for. We're just going to get right into it. Don't forget to pay the fee. The fee is very simple. We don't run ads on this show. We're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads.
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**DJ** (0:59)
Share the show.

**Andy Frisella** (1:00)
All right, what's up?

**DJ** (1:01)
Dude, what is the secret? You are getting fucking black.
I'm honestly worried. What are you doing?

**Andy Frisella** (1:10)
Well, I have a protocol. I start with a grape energy drink in the morning. And the first thing I do every day, I used to go out and I thought that sunlight made the most difference. But what I do now is I steal a bike.
That's what I do. So I start my day with a grape energy and a stolen bike and I'm getting tan.

**DJ** (1:34)
Yeah, I love it.

**Andy Frisella** (1:35)
It's working.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:36)
It's working.

**DJ** (1:38)
Dude, you're getting dark, bro. You kind of look like you're starting to get like a little, like a little stinny in you. You know what I'm saying?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:43)
Oh, yeah.

**Andy Frisella** (1:46)
Like I'm going to start a cell.

**DJ** (1:51)
Some fucking snack bars.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:52)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:53)
Aloha.

**Andy Frisella** (1:53)
I do like the Aloha snack bar.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:56)
Who doesn't? That's right.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:57)
Yeah.

**DJ** (1:58)
No, man. You're good. They're everything good.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:00)
You're looking good, feeling good.

**DJ** (2:02)
You know, guys, it's great to be back with you. We and I thought, you know, with this show, got a brand new segment.

**Andy Frisella** (2:10)
Oh, OK.

**DJ** (2:11)
Let's do it.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:12)
All right.

**DJ** (2:12)
Yeah. You read it? Brand new.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:14)
I guess so. Yeah.

**DJ** (2:15)
Let's find out. Brand new segment is a fun fact of the day.

**Andy Frisella** (2:19)
All right.

**DJ** (2:20)
All right. So, you know, always be learning.

**Andy Frisella** (2:22)
Yeah.

**DJ** (2:22)
You know what I'm saying? You learn something new every day.

**Andy Frisella** (2:24)
Core value.

**DJ** (2:25)
OK. Did you know that Tupac had only one testicle? No. Did you know?

**Andy Frisella** (2:32)
No, I didn't. I don't know why I would know that.

**DJ** (2:35)
Well, I mean, I think I mean, you're a Tupac fan, right?

**Andy Frisella** (2:37)
I mean, yeah. But I mean, like, I'm not that big of a fan. I'm saying like, yeah, dude had one testicle. Yeah.

**DJ** (2:45)
And this is this is all coming out as being revealed in this new memoir or document documentary doc, you know, thing coming out. And it's actually kind of it's a really crazy story.

**Andy Frisella** (3:01)
Tupac's humiliating, intimate disfigurement revealed and how his lies to cover it up led to his murder.

**DJ** (3:09)
Yeah. It's kind of twisted. I might be a little tabloid, you know.

**Andy Frisella** (3:12)
Yeah.

**DJ** (3:13)
But but no, dude, it's it's coming from real like no witnesses to it.

**Andy Frisella** (3:17)
So, you know, when we were kids, dude, we had this magazine. All right. Like when you went.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:22)
No, not that.

**DJ** (3:24)
We had those two.

**Andy Frisella** (3:26)
Not that guy. We had this other kind.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:29)
Yeah. All right.

**Andy Frisella** (3:30)
And you went to the grocery store. And right before you checked out, there were like there was this magazine. It was called The Inquirer.

**DJ** (3:37)
Oh, yeah.

**Andy Frisella** (3:38)
And the Inquirer was like all the fake bullshit bullshit. Yeah, man. And now I feel like.
The entire Internet has become the Inquirer.

**DJ** (3:50)
Yeah.

**Andy Frisella** (3:50)
You know what I mean?

**DJ** (3:51)
We'll be Goldberg.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:52)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:52)
Every surgery.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:53)
Yeah.

**Andy Frisella** (3:55)
Everything is just ridiculous shit. So Tupac had one ball and that's why he killed them. They killed him because he lied about it.