#1042 - Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Yeah, they're great, we got two of them.

Krystyna Hutchinson (0:02)

I love that you could pick the front or the back.

Joe Rogan (0:05)

That's an interesting way to start the podcast.

Corinne Fisher (0:07)

Oh, wait, you can squirt it?

Joe Rogan (0:09)

We're talking about these toilets that have built it. It's not really a bidet, it's more like a butt cleaner, right? Bidets are kind of crude. You ever use a bidet?

Corinne Fisher (0:17)

Is a bidet not a butt cleaner? I thought that's what it was.

Joe Rogan (0:20)

It is, but it's not good at it. No, this was good at it.

SPEAKER_4 (0:23)

It's a glamin's butt cleaner.

Krystyna Hutchinson (0:25)

The stream of water was the perfect size and pressure.

And I have had, I mean, if you want to get into it right off the bat, I've had an anal orgasm before with a vibrator and only once in my life. And that thing, I was like, if I stayed on here like 10 more minutes.

Joe Rogan (0:40)

It could get you.

Corinne Fisher (0:41)

I think it could.

Joe Rogan (0:42)

A lot of gals out there taking notes.

Corinne Fisher (0:44)

I was like, I think I just used like diaper wipes in my butt.

Krystyna Hutchinson (0:48)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (0:49)

That's good too, but I like think about it, like if my beard, if I had like shit smeared all over my beard, would that be cool with a diaper wipe and just going out in public? I don't think so.

Corinne Fisher (0:59)

Well, I mean, so the idea is to power wash it?

Joe Rogan (1:02)

Yeah, that's what that thing does, it power washes it.

Krystyna Hutchinson (1:04)

If I have shit in my face though, I scrub it.

Corinne Fisher (1:06)

I would just take a full shower.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

Full shower's the way to go.

Krystyna Hutchinson (1:10)

I'll put my head in a tub of water for a little bit.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

They're very smart with the bidet and the bidet never caught on here in America, they just went with paper, which is just.

Krystyna Hutchinson (1:18)

Which gets caught in your butt and it gets caught if you're a girl with not a neatly tucked vagina like most women, it gets caught in there.

Joe Rogan (1:25)

Yeah, and little pieces break off because it's soft.

Corinne Fisher (1:27)

Yeah, that's why I use Scott brand toilet paper instead of Charmin. Everyone thinks I'm being cheap and I'm like, no, I just don't want toilet paper stuck in my vagina.

Krystyna Hutchinson (1:35)

Do you ever wipe your dick with toilet paper or not? It's just your butthole.

Even the drip, what do you do with the drip?

Joe Rogan (1:41)

Just drop it right back in the underwear. Don't worry about it at all.

Krystyna Hutchinson (1:44)

Right back in the chamber.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

Yeah, it's not a concern.

Krystyna Hutchinson (1:49)

I've always wondered that.

Joe Rogan (1:50)

Yeah, it's different. I mean, girls, it's obviously not as efficient delivery method.

Krystyna Hutchinson (1:55)

I know. Well, you really gotta be careful about the wiping front to back.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

What do you got? Oh, no, right?

Corinne Fisher (2:00)

You wipe back to front once?

Joe Rogan (2:02)

My young daughter got sick from that.

Corinne Fisher (2:04)

You have to learn the hard way.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

Yeah, she didn't understand, and we were on vacation, actually, and she got sick from it.

Krystyna Hutchinson (2:11)

She get a fever?

Joe Rogan (2:12)

Yeah, she was only like, I wanna say she was three or four at the time, too.

Krystyna Hutchinson (2:16)

Oh, no.

Joe Rogan (2:17)

Yeah, she was really young. Yeah, it's like, you know, you wanna like, even if you tell them, it doesn't make sense to them.

SPEAKER_4 (2:23)

Right.

Joe Rogan (2:23)

You know, back to front is the way you normally would go.

SPEAKER_4 (2:26)

But then you gotta do it in your head.

Joe Rogan (2:27)

You go that way.

Corinne Fisher (2:28)

Until your arms get longer, yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Yeah, and then you gotta lift your leg up.

Corinne Fisher (2:31)

I can reach all the way around now.

Krystyna Hutchinson (2:33)

Do you wipe your ass with your leg up on the toilet?

Joe Rogan (2:35)

No, I stand up to wipe my ass.

Corinne Fisher (2:37)

I do leg up.

Joe Rogan (2:38)

I like to get in there.

Krystyna Hutchinson (2:39)

If you squat, though, you could get in the butthole area better.

Joe Rogan (2:42)

It's true.

Corinne Fisher (2:43)

I always do a Captain Morgan stance to clean out the area.