#1040 - Brian Regan
The Joe Rogan Experience
November 15, 2017
Brian Regan is one of the top stand-up comedians working today.
Speakers Joe Rogan, Brian Regan, Jamie
TopicsComedy
Joe Rogan (0:07)
Ladies and gentlemen, coming at you live from sunny California, it's Brian Regan. How are you, brother?
Brian Regan (0:15)
Great, man, how are you?
Joe Rogan (0:16)
Long time, man. I haven't seen you in, like, what, a year and a half or something?
Brian Regan (0:19)
Something like that. I see you've got a new place here, and congratulations.
Joe Rogan (0:23)
Thank you, sir.
Brian Regan (0:24)
Very nice.
Joe Rogan (0:25)
Thank you.
Brian Regan (0:26)
It's huge.
Joe Rogan (0:27)
It's a big spot. Got big plans, big plans.
Brian Regan (0:30)
Apparently.
Joe Rogan (0:31)
Wanna have a lot of fun here.
Brian Regan (0:32)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (0:32)
Making a big old fun house.
Brian Regan (0:34)
Yeah, that's what they were saying. You're putting games in and.
Joe Rogan (0:37)
All kinds of crazy stuff.
Brian Regan (0:38)
Virtual hunting.
Joe Rogan (0:40)
What's an archery game?
Yeah, you use an actual compound bow. It's called techno hunt. And do you ever see those? Do you play golf?
Brian Regan (0:48)
Yes.
Joe Rogan (0:48)
You do. You know those games where you whack the golf ball into the screen and a virtual golf ball rolls around?
Brian Regan (0:54)
Yes.
Joe Rogan (0:54)
They have one of those for archery. You actually use a regular compound bow and you shoot it at the screen. And when the tips, instead of using a regular arrow tip, you use this flat tip. It's like the head of attack.
And here it is. Powerful, Jamie. And so you shoot it at the screen and it shows you these animals that you'd be hunting. And you use an actual bow, and where it hits, it shows you whether or not it's a good impact. Like that right there was perfect.
Yeah, and it shows the arrow impact. It shows like how fast the arrow's going.
Brian Regan (1:34)
So you're getting that put in here?
Joe Rogan (1:35)
That's gonna be put in here too.
Brian Regan (1:36)
Very nice.
Joe Rogan (1:37)
Not in this room, out there.
Brian Regan (1:39)
In the whole major complex.
Joe Rogan (1:41)
Yeah, we're gonna do a bunch of shit here. I figure like, it's like there's so many, there's so much opportunity now on the internet to do things, to do content.
I'm gonna do a weekly MMA show, now that people know I've decided that. That's my new thing, weekly. Weekly MMA breakdown, every week.
Brian Regan (1:59)
How big is your resume?
How many things? You've got so many, so many things.
Joe Rogan (2:07)
I'm not adding any things, just doing stuff.
Brian Regan (2:09)
Yeah, but I've told people, and this is gonna sound like I'm, you have been successful at so many different things. It's quite amazing. I mean, you have the standup career, successful standup career.
You were on a sitcom, a hit sitcom, right? You did Fear Factor, hit show, right? And then you do the, what is it, WW? What's the wrestling? I don't know anything about wrestling.
You do that, you got this podcast.
Joe Rogan (2:43)
I'm crazy.
Brian Regan (2:44)
That's pretty, pretty impressive.
Joe Rogan (2:47)
It's not, I have mental problems and I've figured out how to boil them down into a healthy mixture of activities that keeps me friendly and sane and kind and generous. Well, good for you.
Brian Regan (2:57)
Good for you.
Joe Rogan (2:58)
Just keep moving. Just gotta keep moving.
Gotta keep moving. Keep my caveman brain engaged.
Brian Regan (3:05)
Well, congratulations on everything. Thank you, brother.
Joe Rogan (3:07)
What's going on with you, man? You still living in Vegas? You fucking mad, man. You're like the nicest guy ever to live in Vegas.
Everybody in Vegas is like, I got a Campbell and I'm fucking going crazy.
SPEAKER_4 (3:17)
I need a Ferrari. I want a bigger yacht.
Brian Regan (3:21)
No, I just, my kids are in Vegas. I like living in Vegas, but I don't really do the Vegas thing the way other people think.
Joe Rogan (3:29)
Well, that's a big misconception, right? A lot of people believe that if you live in Vegas, you've got to be a nutty gambler, crazy person, going to the clubs.
Brian Regan (3:37)
Yeah, I have white tigers at home.
SPEAKER_4 (3:39)
You know what I mean?
Joe Rogan (3:41)
Hanging out with Wayne Newton.
Brian Regan (3:42)
Closet full of rhinestone capes.
I mean, I do have that, but I don't wear them all the time. You know what I mean?
Joe Rogan (3:50)
That would be awesome if you switched it up.
Brian Regan (3:53)
I'm going to start my next show. This weekend, I promise, I'll be wearing rhinestone capes on stage.
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