#1030 - Joey Diaz

Joe Rogan (0:00)

I don't want to be a first adopter. This fucking thing is going to fall apart.

Boon Joe Diaz, and we're live.

SPEAKER_2 (0:08)

Oh shit.

Joe Rogan (0:09)

Oh shit.

Did you really go out and buy one of those iphones last night? Did you order it?

Joey Diaz (0:13)

No, Redman called me and he goes, are you going to get the iphones? Because I asked him a few weeks ago.

Joe Rogan (0:16)

Called everybody.

Joey Diaz (0:17)

I went to get the iphones. You know, I don't know anything about computers, so I called Redman. He's my computer guy. So I went to get the iPad, the big one, the 9-inch one. And I asked the lady, because my phone's fucking up already.

She says, just wait for the 8 So I called Redman about a month ago. He goes, wait.

And last night, he called out of the blue and goes, you gotta get online at midnight. And I did it.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

Did you?

Joey Diaz (0:39)

I did it like an asshole. I just forgot my code. I got through. I got through the second click. They're like, you're not gonna get through. Second click. Click, boom, order. I ordered the silver, black, bam, bam, bam. And then at the end, I had to get the fucking code for iTunes or Apple. I woke my wife up in the middle of the night and said, get the fuck out of here.

Shutting up the code.

She really didn't tell me to get the fuck out of here. It's like, are you fucking crazy? Waking me up at 12, 15 for some stupid fucking phone?

Joe Rogan (1:08)

There's gonna be lines around the block at those Apple stores. It's crazy. It's like those sneaker lines when you see those people out to buy sneakers.

SPEAKER_2 (1:16)

That's the Supreme lines now. Supreme's got a whole thing with lines.

They wait in line for three or four days now.

And almost weekly.

Joe Rogan (1:24)

For what?

SPEAKER_2 (1:24)

I'll show you the ______. You're probably gonna freak out when I show you what they're waiting for.

Joe Rogan (1:27)

Please do.

SPEAKER_2 (1:29)

Shovels, bricks, with just the word Supreme written on it.

Joe Rogan (1:33)

Shovels and bricks?

SPEAKER_2 (1:35)

T-shirts are the main thing.

Joey Diaz (1:36)

What is Supreme?

Joe Rogan (1:37)

Exactly.

SPEAKER_2 (1:38)

It's a brand. It's a streetwear brand.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

And people wait in line for bricks?

SPEAKER_2 (1:42)

I'll show you.

Joe Rogan (1:44)

It's ______ kids today. This is what happens when kids don't go outside. They don't play.

They don't play sports. And they stay at home. They just play video games.

Joey Diaz (1:52)

It's Nancy Reagan's fault with the just say no.

These kids smoke dope. They see life for what it is. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to wait in line for an hour for a ______ brick.

Joe Rogan (2:01)

Look at this. Supreme Crowbar. They sell a Crowbar.

SPEAKER_2 (2:04)

Yeah, so the Crowbar would just have like the name Supreme on it.

Joe Rogan (2:07)

Okay, who's using that?

SPEAKER_2 (2:08)

No one uses it. It's like that's it's real. You have to look into the brand a little bit to understand it, but it's sort of part of the joke almost. They're making parody of the craziness of it all by just throwing their brand name on stuff and people are buying into it.

Joe Rogan (2:24)

Go back to that other page.

So Supreme, what the top 10 non wearable Supreme products. Jesus Christ, they have fire extinguishers.

SPEAKER_2 (2:32)

Yeah.

Joey Diaz (2:33)

Nude Chucks.

SPEAKER_2 (2:34)

But some of the clothes are cool.

Joe Rogan (2:36)

They have Nunchucks.

SPEAKER_2 (2:37)

It's just, I mean, you got to be really into it and some people are really into it. Like I said, they wait in line for days. A lot of them though are making money off of it because they can buy it for 40 or 50 bucks and flip it for 200

Joe Rogan (2:48)

Like, why is everybody buying this?

SPEAKER_2 (2:50)

Limited quantities of what not.

Joe Rogan (2:53)

But what is the big deal about Supreme?

SPEAKER_2 (2:55)

You have to look into the history of it. There's some YouTube videos you can look up.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

You sound like Eddie Bravo. You got to look into it.

SPEAKER_2 (3:01)

Hey, you have to look into it. It's really hard to explain and I can't even, it'd take me a half an hour to get into it. I don't want to hijack the show about Supreme right now.

Joe Rogan (3:08)