#1023 - Christina P
The Joe Rogan Experience
October 11, 2017
Christina P is a stand-up comedian, and hosts also own podcast with her husband, Tom Segura, called “Your Mom’s House” available on Spotify. Her new special "Mother Inferior" is now available on Netflix.
Speakers Christina P, Joe Rogan
TopicsComedy
Christina P (0:00)
He's, oh, is he 50 now?
Joe Rogan (0:02)
55
Christina P (0:02)
No, no.
SPEAKER_3 (0:03)
Dog.
Joe Rogan (0:06)
Mommy's, put your jeans up high and tight. Christina P is here.
Christina P (0:12)
Oh my, I'm so honored that you did that.
Joe Rogan (0:14)
Oh, I even put it in the Instagram post.
Christina P (0:16)
OMG, I can't believe it.
Joe Rogan (0:18)
I don't even know what it means.
I still don't. I remember being on your show, and I was like, what does mommy's mean? Why does everybody call you guys jeans?
SPEAKER_4 (0:27)
It's silly, it's just stupid.
Christina P (0:29)
It really started with like, what's the dumbest thing we could call a show? Your mom's house. And then let's talk about jeans and mommy's. And it's dumb. It's all about farts.
Joe Rogan (0:38)
But it's hilarious. Like your show is a very fun, silly show. You guys like obviously have a good time.
Christina P (0:44)
We have the best time. It is like, it's how Tom and I normally are. And then we just put microphones, which is good.
It's just stupid to fart and I don't know. I love it. I feel like too, I feel like we serve a demographic, like, okay, for instance, I was at the Rite Aid. I was gonna go use the toilet and this guy stalking the shelves goes, Christina P.
And I was like, yeah, how do you know? And he's like, I'm a mommy. And I was like, this is fucking awesome. Like this is, these are the people, like the people that are stalking shit and driving the trucks and like sitting in cubicles. And these are the podcasting world of humans.
Joe Rogan (1:19)
Yeah, people that are doing other stuff.
Christina P (1:21)
Yeah.
Joe Rogan (1:21)
Yeah.
They're not like watching a show. Like if you're watching a show for the most part, you're sitting down and watching it. But if you're like listening to a podcast, you're doing other stuff.
Christina P (1:30)
Yeah, you're kind of cleaning the house, doing whatever and laughing and-
Joe Rogan (1:34)
But you guys put up videos as well. Like how much of your show is video?
Like what percentage of your audience?
Christina P (1:41)
Oh, that's funny. Video stuff?
Who watches the YouTube stuff?
Joe Rogan (1:45)
Like what's the difference between like the YouTube audience versus the audio?
Christina P (1:48)
It's smaller. Yeah. The audio is the hard cores and then-
Joe Rogan (1:51)
Isn't that interesting though?
Christina P (1:52)
The video is secondary, yeah.
Joe Rogan (1:53)
Like a lot of people would have thought, no way. Like video is always going to be, seeing it is better because it's an added element.
Christina P (1:59)
Yeah, but I have a theory. It's because our show, we play like porno clips and fart sounds and stuff that's not appropriate for the workplace. So if you've got YouTube on your-
Joe Rogan (2:09)
Earplugs.
Christina P (2:09)
Yeah, on your speakers or whatever, and then it's, oh, fuck me.
Joe Rogan (2:17)
Throatzilla.
Christina P (2:17)
It's better, it's, yeah. Oh, remember her?
God damn.
Joe Rogan (2:22)
I can't believe Tommy met her.
Christina P (2:23)
I know, and I was like texting him, like, don't forget your family. You have a child with me, don't forget. Like you would ever, you know.
No, I can't. That's the craziest part. But yeah, it's been a great show, and it's, you know, we have you to thank, because you were the one that told us to start it.
Joe Rogan (2:44)
I tell everybody to start it, though.
Christina P (2:45)
Back in the day, but you gotta-
Joe Rogan (2:46)
I'm John the Appleseed.
I'm just, you should do a podcast. I've sent it to 100 people, but luckily, 50 of them listened.
Christina P (2:54)
Well, thank God.
Joe Rogan (2:55)
Maybe 30, probably. But some of them are really good. There's some really good podcasts that have come out of my stupid stone suggestions.
Christina P (3:02)
Are you kidding me? You're the great motivator, the great challenger, the great beginner of fat-shaming campaigns-
Joe Rogan (3:08)
That was not me.
I can't take credit for that. That fat-shaming was all Bert and Tom talking shit to each other.
Christina P (3:14)
But then you came up with the idea to have the challenge.
Joe Rogan (3:17)
The weight loss challenge, yes. The weight loss contest. Well, we sat down, we tried to figure out what to do.
You know, like we should have like something fun. Like some sort of, because there's also an issue that's going on. Like it's going on right now with Ari, and it was going on with them, where people on the outside think it's serious. And this is probably a good time to address this.
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