#1012 - Brendan Schaub

Joe Rogan (0:00)

Oh, flag.

Five, four, three, two.

Yes! Yes, ladies and gentlemen! Yes! We're here. I'm sorry we didn't go live earlier, folks. Even though I tweeted it 20 minutes ago, we just said a bunch of shit we could never talk to you about.

Brendan Schaub (0:19)

Gossip.

Joe Rogan (0:20)

A lot of it had to do with dicks.

Brendan Schaub (0:23)

As usual. Well, of course, when Schaub's on, it's about dicks.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

You gotta do what you gotta do.

Brendan Schaub (0:30)

Dicks and gossip.

Joe Rogan (0:32)

Speaking of dicks, that fucking thing you're driving around.

You're driving around a kid's toy. That's so crazy.

Brendan Schaub (0:41)

Mr. Fuckboy toy. That is a...

Dude, I was... Because I came straight from the airport.

Joe Rogan (0:46)

Tell everyone what it is.

Brendan Schaub (0:48)

It's a slingshot, so it's... There's, you know, it's a three-wheeler, so it's two wheels in the front, one in the back. It looks like Bruce Wayne's, like...

Joe Rogan (0:56)

Yeah.

Brendan Schaub (0:57)

Like Batmobile, like, weird toy.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

It looks like you shouldn't be able to drive on the street. You're like, wait a minute. How do you... You could just drive that around?

How does that work? That's a car... Is that a car? Like, what is that?

Brendan Schaub (1:09)

I don't know what it is, but technically, it's considered a motorcycle. And, you know, I have the helmet. I wear the helmet sometimes. Kids, if you're listening, definitely wear a helmet when you have it.

But I was... I parked at the airport because I don't want to park my Porsche at the airport.

Joe Rogan (1:22)

Park that at the airport?

Brendan Schaub (1:23)

Yeah, I parked that at the airport.

And then I thought I would have time to go home because I landed this morning from San Francisco. Thought I'd have time to go home and change the cars out and then come here and, you know, take a shower or whatever. But I didn't. So I was like, oh, fuck it, I just drive all the way down there. Go on the 405 over the hill.

It's lovely though. The wind's in my face. I got fucking 80s rock on. It's fucking... I was feeling myself, man. And I thought, I mean, people are looking at me like, that's either the coolest guy I've ever seen or the biggest tool in the world. It's fucking, hit me with your best shot. I'm just fucking flying, man.

Joe Rogan (2:01)

That's hilarious. You listening to Pat Benatar?

Brendan Schaub (2:05)

Just wowed as shit, too.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

Oh my God.

Brendan Schaub (2:10)

I love it, man. Cause again, I would never get on a motorcycle cause this thing's so big, so it's a little safer.

People can see it. Most people get fucked up and can't see it.

Joe Rogan (2:20)

That's a big part.

Brendan Schaub (2:21)

But this thing, I mean, when it's in my face, I can see everything, man. Like a car, you're showing clothes. This, I love it. And the stick shift, I feel like I'm one with the road.

Joe Rogan (2:31)

Oh, it's a real stick. With a clutch.

Brendan Schaub (2:35)

That thing's nasty.

Joe Rogan (2:35)

Isn't that much better?

Brendan Schaub (2:36)

It is and it isn't.

I feel more, like I said, with the road. I feel like Paul Newman or some shit, like a race car driver.

Joe Rogan (2:46)

Especially with that thing. That seems like the sweet spot between a motorcycle and a car.

Brendan Schaub (2:49)

Exactly. That's why it makes sense. And the gas mileage on it is super beasty. It's awesome.

Joe Rogan (2:54)

Oh, it probably weighs nothing, right?

Brendan Schaub (2:55)

Nothing. Little engine in it, it's fast.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

What do you think it weighs? Can you pick it up?

Brendan Schaub (3:01)

I don't know. We should try after this.

Joe Rogan (3:02)

Yeah, we should try to pick it up.

Brendan Schaub (3:03)

You and I can definitely pick it up.

Joe Rogan (3:04)

If it weighs somewhere around, like a really light, light car, it's supposed to be the most fun to drive. If they say like a 1973 Porsche, because they're not that powerful, but they don't really need to be.

If a 1973 Porsche has like 200 horsepower, it's like, wow, this is a fast little car. Because they weigh, you can get them down to like 1,900 pounds.

Brendan Schaub (3:26)

That's insane.

Joe Rogan (3:27)

My GT3 is 3,000 pounds. So think of that.

Brendan Schaub (3:29)

Which is nuts. It's very light.

That's why when you're buying a Porsche, if you get the Targa, they're so much heavier. Because they have that glass and they're heavy as fuck.