1001. - Chris & Jason

Chris Black (0:18)

How Long Gone, good to hear from you, bitch. Saturday morning, 8 a.m. West Coast, I'm looking at the fog lifting over beautiful San Francisco.

And it's all is right with the world, Jason. I'm sure you feel the same way.

Jason Stewart (0:31)

Quite the opposite. Very tired, no sleep, morning is fucked, but you had an emergency last minute flight change yesterday, so it is what it is.

Chris Black (0:43)

Why are you tired? What, did you do something last night?

Jason Stewart (0:45)

I went out last night, and I gotta go down to Orange County right after this for Carolyn's mom's birthday, so I haven't had a chance to, I still gotta walk the dog and shit the dog.

Chris Black (0:55)

Well, let me ask a question. Let me ask you a question.

If you knew you had to go down to Orange County for the birthday, did you have to go out? I'm not policing your strategy. I'm just asking.

Jason Stewart (1:11)

I know I did not have to go out, but I planned my schedule all perfectly, so I'd be able to sleep and go out and everything is going to be good. But then your flight changed yesterday and threw a little wrench right into that bicycle tire in the spokes crippling me.

Chris Black (1:26)

Well, I feel like I'm going to get stranded here, honestly, is my fear because of this whatever is going on.

Jason Stewart (1:32)

Well, that does make me feel a little better. If you're trying to butter me up, it's working.

Chris Black (1:40)

Sorry, I just saw a picture of Jake Shane in a stroke shirt with black duct tape and posters going around to try to find Kaia Gerber's cat.

Jason Stewart (1:52)

Oh, my God.

Can you send this to me? This is a lot.

Chris Black (1:56)

Yeah.

Yeah. He doesn't look great either. Oh, man.

Jason Stewart (2:00)

I mean- Don't. He doesn't look great either. He listens now that you guys are bestianos, right?

Chris Black (2:06)

He definitely doesn't listen now. Hell, no. He's never listened. He doesn't know who I am. He doesn't remember. No.

This is just a really funny thing. This is just really funny.

Jason Stewart (2:14)

Oh, I see it. Okay. So he really is-

Chris Black (2:17)

No, he's in action.

Jason Stewart (2:18)

He has a look of genuine concern.

Chris Black (2:23)

Now, look, Kaia is going through it obviously because her brother died, which is legitimately tragic and sad. And the cat- That's a good point. The cat being lost right after, but calling in your Labooboo to put, I guess with, Jason, you know better than me, with pet stuff, is there any other, cause there's no-

Jason Stewart (2:42)

Calling in your Labooboo?

Chris Black (2:44)

Unless you're posting, unless you're posting like in the, whatever, the neighborhood, what is it, Citizen app? Like is this-

Jason Stewart (2:52)

Next door, Citizen, Facebook, you know, the pet finding has gone a little more digital in 2026

Chris Black (3:01)

But, I see these signs a lot.

Jason Stewart (3:03)

Nevertheless, she persists.

Chris Black (3:05)

Like it feels like the way that people say the best way to find an apartment in LA is to like drive around and look at signs still. Is that, is that possible?

Jason Stewart (3:14)

This is a different, this is a different scenario. It's kind of like when, when you, when you are a Labooboo and Bestie can't find her cat, you want to do anything and everything. And that means calories burned. I need to go out there. I don't even care about my outfit.

I'm just so determined to go on AI and make these flyers for a lost cat. Question and, and put them up around.

Chris Black (3:40)

Second question. Do you think that's a new stroke shirt? It looks new.

Jason Stewart (3:45)

It's a stroke shirt that I have never seen before.

Chris Black (3:47)

Do you think it's from just like Heaven Festival?

Jason Stewart (3:50)

No.

Chris Black (3:50)

Okay.

Jason Stewart (3:51)

If you, if you go to the last slide, you can definitely tell that AI generated the amount of, I bet you AI has so many lost animal templates stored into its data center.

Chris Black (4:05)

Well, look, as far as AI, as far as AI artwork goes, I'm kind of okay with that use. I think that's probably one of the best, best uses of it.

Jason Stewart (4:13)

I am okay. But to me, the line is like, all right, we lost our cat. Our family is in hysterics. Nobody can sleep. Nobody can eat. It's an ocean of tears over here on Carmar Drive.