1001. - Chris & Jason

Chris Black (0:00)

We've been debating this off mic, you know, off camera and our personal lives, but you know, we're looking to expand our How Long Gone portfolio. And we've been debating whether, what we should do, and I think we've landed on a boat.

I've been using Yahoo! Scout to make my case for the boat. I've gotten a lot of great information from Yahoo! Scout. It's organized it all perfectly for me. And I have the data to fight you in the squared circle, but I have you done, do you have something to bring to the table? Have you been using Yahoo! Scout as well?

Jason Stewart (0:32)

So the host of How Long Gone podcast, Buy a Boat, I typed in R instead of T and it said, should I buy a boar? And then, you know, Yahoo! Scout was really cranking out a lot of agricultural relevance with livestock farming as an investment. And instead of saying, oh, did you mean a boat? It said, no, I'm gonna give you lots of pros and cons and things that you should talk about if you're trying to win a debate about boar ownership.

Chris Black (0:59)

I'm still focused on the boat. I don't want to get into our financials, etc. I'm just gonna put all that information into the Yahoo! Scout and let it spit out all the data and then I'll present you with a kind of a fully formed idea in deck format and we can kind of take it from there. But I feel pretty good about this. Thanks to Yahoo! Scout.

Jason Stewart (1:18)

Try Yahoo! Scout yourself at scout.com.

Chris Black (1:39)

How Long Gone. Good to hear from you bitch. Saturday morning, 8 a.m. West Coast. I'm looking at the fog lifting over beautiful San Francisco and it's all is right with the world, Jason. I'm sure you feel the same way.

Jason Stewart (1:53)

Quite the opposite. Very tired, no sleep, morning is fucked, but you had an emergency last minute flight change yesterday, so it is what it is.

Chris Black (2:04)

Why are you tired? What, did you do something last night?

Jason Stewart (2:07)

I went out last night, and I gotta go down to Orange County right after this for Carolyn's mom's birthday, so I haven't had a chance to, I still gotta walk the dog and shit the dog.

Chris Black (2:17)

Well, let me ask a question.

Let me ask you a question. If you knew, if you knew you had to go down to Orange County for the birthday, did you have to go out? I'm not policing your strategy. I'm just asking.

Jason Stewart (2:32)

I know I did not have to go out, but I planned my schedule all perfectly, so I'd be able to sleep and go out and everything is going to be good. But then your flight changed yesterday and, you know, threw a little wrench right into that bicycle tire and the spokes crippling me.

Chris Black (2:47)

Well, that's, I mean, I feel like I'm going to get stranded here, honestly, is my fear because of this, whatever's going on.

Jason Stewart (2:53)

Well, that does make me feel a little better. If you're trying to butter me up, it's working.

Chris Black (3:01)

Sorry, I just saw a picture of Jake Shane in a stroke shirt with black duct tape and posters going around to try to find Kaia Gerber's cat.

Jason Stewart (3:14)

Oh my God.

Can you send this to me? This is a lot.

Chris Black (3:18)

Yeah.

Yeah. He doesn't look great either. Oh man.

Jason Stewart (3:22)

Don't. He doesn't look great either. He listens now that you guys are bestianos, right?

Chris Black (3:27)

He definitely doesn't listen now. Hell no. He's never listened. He doesn't know who I am. He doesn't remember. No.

This is just a really funny thing. This is just really funny.

Jason Stewart (3:35)

Oh, I see it. Okay. So he really is.

Chris Black (3:39)

No, it's easy.

Jason Stewart (3:39)

He has a look of genuine concern.

Chris Black (3:44)

Okay. Now I, now look, Kai is going through it, obviously because her brother died, which is legitimately tragic and sad. And that's a good point. The cat being lost right after, but calling in your Labooboo to put, I guess with, with, with Jason, you know better than me with, with pet stuff.

Is there any other, cause there's no, unless, unless you're posting, unless you're posting like in the, in the, in the signal, whatever the neighborhood, what is it? Citizen app? Like is this?

Jason Stewart (4:14)

Next door citizen, Facebook, you know, the, the, the pet finding has, has gone a little more digital in 2026