1 - Take Your Time

SPEAKER_1 (0:03)

Atypical Artists presents, Drive Thru Magic, starring Briggon Snow and Daniel J. Kim. Episode 1, Take Your Time.

Briggon Snow (0:50)

It's okay. It's okay.

You're okay.

Daniel J. Kim (0:55)

Oh, come on.

Briggon Snow (0:56)

Come on, dude, just get food. Just do one simple thing. You need to eat.

Daniel J. Kim (1:06)

Welcome, Brave Knight, to Joust Joint. How may we save thy hunger on this noble quest?

Briggon Snow (1:15)

Just give me a sec. Jesus.

Daniel J. Kim (1:22)

Take your time.

Briggon Snow (1:28)

Yeah, an Excalibur burger and...

Sorry, I'm sorry, hold on. I'm having trouble, shit, sorry. I'm, oh my God, I'm really sorry.

Daniel J. Kim (1:44)

It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.

Are you all right, man?

Briggon Snow (1:51)

Yeah, yeah, totally. I'm good.

Daniel J. Kim (1:55)

It's Excalibur burger, by the way.

What? You said Excalibur burger, but it's one word, you know, it's kind of a play on, nevermind. Um, Excalibur-ger, one of those.

Briggon Snow (2:11)

Gabe.

Daniel J. Kim (2:12)

Anything else?

Briggon Snow (2:14)

Um, I don't know.

Actually, I don't know, I'm sorry, man. This is so embarrassing. I swear I'm not usually like this, I'm just-

Daniel J. Kim (2:27)

Hey, hey, breathe. It's gonna be okay. It'll be okay. Whatever it is, it'll be okay, trust.

Also, it's okay if you're a mess. Everyone's a mess. No judgment.

Briggon Snow (2:44)

Yeah. Okay, um...

I...

Daniel J. Kim (2:51)

How about some castle tots and a holy grail shake? I'd like to dip the tots. It's really good.

What do you think?

Briggon Snow (3:02)

Yeah. Yeah, that sounds good. Thanks.

Daniel J. Kim (3:06)

You got it. So that's an Excaliburger, a castle tots and a holy grail shake.

Hey, is there anything I can do? You sound really upset.

Briggon Snow (3:21)

No, it's... It's okay.

Daniel J. Kim (3:24)

It kind of doesn't sound okay.

I mean, it isn't busy tonight. We got, like, one car an hour during the late shift, and with the storm, you know, you're probably it.

Briggon Snow (3:35)

What?

Daniel J. Kim (3:36)

You want to talk, is what I'm saying.

Briggon Snow (3:41)

Oh, no. No, I'm...

Daniel J. Kim (3:44)

I'm good. Okay.

Can I at least ask what happened?

Briggon Snow (3:49)

Uh, how much? How much is it?

Daniel J. Kim (3:53)

Oh, uh, uh, yeah, that'll be, uh, $11. You can drive up to the window.

Briggon Snow (3:59)

Okay. Thanks.

Daniel J. Kim (4:01)

Hey, it'll be all right. Whatever it is, you got this.

Briggon Snow (4:19)

Hi there, honey. Oh, I thought it was going to be the guy from the intercom. Oh, Louie?

SPEAKER_1 (4:27)

He takes the orders. I work the window. I've been at the same one since 95

Briggon Snow (4:33)

Okay. Well, here.

Daniel J. Kim (4:38)

Your money's not about here tonight.

Briggon Snow (4:40)

Wait.

Daniel J. Kim (4:41)

Why?

Briggon Snow (4:41)

What's wrong?

Daniel J. Kim (4:42)

Nothing's wrong. Don't you worry about it.

SPEAKER_1 (4:46)

Kids cover it.

Briggon Snow (4:48)

The intercom guy? No. No.

SPEAKER_1 (4:49)

That's...

Briggon Snow (4:51)

No. No. That's okay. He doesn't have to do that. You don't have to...

SPEAKER_1 (4:54)

Enjoy your food?

Briggon Snow (4:55)

No, really. I can pay for it.

SPEAKER_1 (4:57)

And I could tell you no. Okay.

Briggon Snow (5:06)

Thank you.

Daniel J. Kim (5:08)

Sure thing, honey.

SPEAKER_1 (5:09)

You have a nice night, all right?

Briggon Snow (5:11)

Yeah. Thank you.

And, um, could you thank your friend for me?

Daniel J. Kim (5:18)

I will.

Briggon Snow (5:18)

Drive safe.

Daniel J. Kim (5:19)

It's raining cats and dogs.

Briggon Snow (5:23)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going. Good night. Uh, sorry. Wait. What's his name again? Louie.

Okay. Yeah, but please thank Louie for me.

SPEAKER_1 (5:37)

Sure thing, hon.

Briggon Snow (5:37)

Drive safe. Yeah.

It's really good.

SPEAKER_1 (6:18)

Drive Thru Magic is an Atypical Artists production written, directed and sound designed by Briggon Snow, starring Briggon Snow, Daniel J. Kim, Daniel Kennedy and Lauren Shippen. Executive produced by Lauren Shippen, recorded at Phantom Voices, engineer and associate producer Raul Vega, show art by Carlos Garcia, original song back to you by Saks. Thanks for pulling through the drive through with us.