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Are you, Liz, are you familiar with Jabba? What do you mean? Like, do you know who Jabba is? Of course. You've seen Star Wars? Yes.
So he has a son, I guess, which would, I guess, would, as this caller is saying, I've seen pictures of him. He's got, he does have buff arms. But like, this is a fundamental thing that, I kind of want to talk about, I guess we're talking about movies, so this is a movie episode. This is a fundamental problem that I have with them, all these fucking jokers in Hollywood. Nobody wants to see Pedro Pascal, Pedro Pascal apparently is not even in the movie. It's just like the stunt double. Great idea for franchises that have a helmet guy all the time, so you never have to actually pay an actor.
We don't want to see the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda fucking going around. We don't fucking care. I want to see Baby Yoda in possession. That's what I'm saying. I want to see Baby Yoda and Margaret Qualley. You know what I mean? Going at it. Just going at it, because he's not actually a baby. Going at it. And I'm not saying sexually, but I'm just making it clear. Like fighting. Any kind of way you want to put it. I want to see them going at it. But I do want to see... There is... I guess this is... Dude, I'm just as AI as everybody else, because I want to see fucking Euphoria, which I've also never seen. But I want to see Euphoria Jabba. I want to see the high school, but with them doing fucking Space Coke, and with... Well, Sidney Sweeney can be in there, too, with Sidney in there, and... In the Leia's bathing suit.
I don't want to ask for too much, you know what I'm saying? But I want to see... I want Jabba to do gay stuff.
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