[PREVIEW] Episode 563: Requiem for a Nun

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Well, a few years later, Ukraine had their little revolution. He got very excited about that. Back them to the hills, but that comes into more of the modern day of our little story.
Then Joe Lieberman, the third amigo, was out of the Senate in 2013, died of course, just two years ago. And finally, and of course, John McCain humiliates himself running against Barack Obama with Sarah Palin, the beautiful Sarah Palin as his running mate. I will say, the reason I think I don't like Lauren Boebert is because she seems like someone who would play the elegant Sarah Palin in a porno.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:48)
Interesting.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:50)
Like a porno parody of like, Nailin Palin or whatever.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:54)
I think that that is really spot on.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:56)
Yeah. And it's just like, she's so trashy. Where Sarah Palin was like, that's a real woman. You know what I mean? A real hunk of woman. I'd love to get my teeth into a rabbit in a barn. Like a doggy.
John McCain disgraces himself. And then finally, we get up to 2015 Do you remember the 2015 GOP primary? It was amazing.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:19)
Yeah, that one was really, really good in terms of the primaries. And it was just to watch all these guys fall on their faces and get humiliated by it. Trump, who was really...
I don't think that that was Trump's A game, but he was really climbing up. It was like a 2015 Steph Curry season. He was really getting there.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:44)
He was assembling his like Trump persona to come.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:48)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:51)
Lindsey Graham's hat is in the ring. I forgot about that.
His giant son hat is in the ring. Marco Rubio, Little Marco, Ted Cruz.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:02)
Yeah, that's when we got Little Marco.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:03)
Ted Cruz, remember when Trump said that Ted Cruz's father had participated in the assassination of JFK?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:10)
We don't know he didn't.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:11)
That's true. Ben Carson. Carly Fiorina, we never-

**SPEAKER_2** (2:15)
Did Ben Carson die?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:17)
Don't get us down this road again. I think we've said that he did, but it was unfortunately, it was another brother that just-

**SPEAKER_2** (2:24)
No, but we haven't heard from Ben Carson a long time.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:26)
Did Ben Carson die? Wait, did Ben Carson die?
I don't think he did.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:33)
What is he up to?

**SPEAKER_1** (2:34)
What is Ben Carson up to?
Brain surgery. Googling Ben Carson news section. What do we got here? Ben Carson issues an apology for plagiarism in his book.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:45)
Oh, oh.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:46)
Well, there you go. That is the latest news hit on Ben Carson from February of this year.
So he might as well be dead.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:54)
His wife's name is Candy.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:56)
Candy? Carson? I'd just like to give her a lick.
So all these guys get schlonged by Donald Trump and Trump and Lindsey Graham kind of go at it. Graham is like trying to be John McCain and Trump fucking hated John McCain. Remember Trump is like, I like guys that didn't get captured.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:18)
Which facts.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:19)
I know, but if that's the case, then how come when I went to the post office three hours ago, they stole that stupid fucking flag up? We don't like them.
So Graham would go on TV and be like, he's a disgrace. He makes me sick. He's awful. I hate him. And then in return, Trump read out Lindsey Graham's phone number at a rally on TV.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:41)
I forgot about this. That was so incredible.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:46)
It was awesome.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:47)
It's like, you're going to say that shit about me on TV? Here, here's your phone. Here, I'm going to send it a bunch of my pillow crazy people are now going to have your personal phone number, Lindsey Graham.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:57)
Yes.
Literally the second that Trump gets in, Lindsey Graham is like, well, I support the president. I mean, this is the kind of what Lindsey Graham is known for today, which is just betraying like his close friendship and emulation of John McCain. The second he is given a chance with Donald Trump, because McCain and Trump still remain on the outs.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:22)
Yeah. No. I mean, that never got resolved ever.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:26)
No. No.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:28)
But yeah, Lindsey, no. He's ready to get on his knees.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:32)
Yeah. McCain dies in 2018 He parishes, but he did look so good at the funeral, the private show.
Donald Trump was just like, this guy's a piece of shit. Fuck John McCain. John Trump consistently talk shit on John McCain for a year and a half after John McCain died. Lindsey Graham would still hang out and golf with him and just give occasional statements like, well, John McCain was a big man for a big country. I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?