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New Episode on Patron Today

Bad Friends

August 28, 2026

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Speakers: Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, Rudy

Topics: Stand-Up, Comedy

**Bobby Lee** (0:00)
The best part of Waking Up?

**Andrew Santino** (0:01)
A full cup of Folgers Coffee and music on Full Blast.

**Bobby Lee** (0:26)
Shop Folgers K-Cup Pods and more at your nearest retailer.
We had our friends, we spoke with our friends, and they had a little submission over at Pardon My Take. I want you to hear this, put on your headphones.
It's an interesting, interesting thickening the plot over here, maybe.

**Rudy** (0:43)
Let's hear it.

**Andrew Santino** (0:44)
Andrew Santino, Bad Friends, great show, out on all platforms, Apple, Spotify, YouTube, great guy. Andrew Santino, shout to him.

**Rudy** (0:50)
All right, so I won't get into details, but if you were to say you can't pick Bobby or Andrew Santino as your favorite parts of the Bad Friends podcast, what would be your third favorite or one first favorite?

**Andrew Santino** (1:03)
I'll go with the fancy in the booth. Shout to him, great guy.

**Bobby Lee** (1:05)
Wait.

**Andrew Santino** (1:06)
He's a film producer, does a lot of fun videos.

**Rudy** (1:09)
Who else is in the booth? Film producer?

**Bobby Lee** (1:11)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (1:11)
I think they have a three-man booth.

**Bobby Lee** (1:13)
That's wrong with that.

**Rudy** (1:13)
All men.

**Andrew Santino** (1:14)
Yeah, the booth, yeah, a lot of men in the booth, yeah. Yeah, shout to the booth.

**Rudy** (1:18)
Do they have any producers?

**Andrew Santino** (1:20)
They got reoccurring guests. I think the lady who plays in the band on Kill Tony is reoccurring once upon a time.

**Rudy** (1:27)
What about the girl who's obsessed with eating on crustables that we could maybe have you go out on a date with?

**Andrew Santino** (1:33)
Oh, no, she sits on the inflatable couches. That's not the booth.

**Bobby Lee** (1:36)
Oh, shit. Yeah, great show.

**Andrew Santino** (1:37)
What a show, you guys should all check it out. It's a great show.

**Rudy** (1:41)
I don't know. She loves uncrustables.

**Andrew Santino** (1:44)
Great. I will say great snack choice.

**Rudy** (1:46)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (1:46)
Uncrustables fantastic sandwich.

**Rudy** (1:48)
You have great eyes.

**Andrew Santino** (1:49)
I've got a I actually have a I don't know if I have any more because I did move. I did have an uncrustable puncher, so I could make a crustables at home.

**Rudy** (1:55)
Oh, you had your own?

**Andrew Santino** (1:56)
Yeah, they make ones. You can just punch them out.

**Rudy** (1:58)
Fuck. Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (1:58)
Yeah. So you could do with ham and cheese and peanut butter and jelly.

**Rudy** (2:01)
Sounds like you guys make a great couple.

**Andrew Santino** (2:03)
I great show. They run a great program.

**Bobby Lee** (2:05)
Oh my God, he likes you. He likes you. Really likes you.

**Rudy** (2:08)
And we're friends.

**Andrew Santino** (2:09)
Yeah, yeah.

**Rudy** (2:09)
He got scared.

**Andrew Santino** (2:10)
That is true, yeah.

**Rudy** (2:12)
We should do a collab.

**Bobby Lee** (2:13)
So we gotta do a collab. Pause it on him. Who is this? Pause it on him.

**Rudy** (2:17)
It's fat Andrew.

**Andrew Santino** (2:18)
They should be a bad friend.

**Rudy** (2:22)
You don't know fat Andrew?

**Bobby Lee** (2:23)
This gentleman has a big crush on you. And he's perhaps shooting his shot is what I feel like it is. That's what it feels like. He's a really nice kid. I met him.

**Andrew Santino** (2:32)
So uncrustables, you like them?

**Bobby Lee** (2:34)
I don't even know that.

**Rudy** (2:35)
He's not an uncrustable in the house.

**Bobby Lee** (2:36)
She ate them on the Burt pod when those guys came on the show.

**Rudy** (2:39)
That's right, that's right.

**Bobby Lee** (2:40)
She ate like six on camera.

**Rudy** (2:41)
Okay.

**Bobby Lee** (2:42)
There he is. So here's Zach right there.
Would you go on a date with Zach perhaps, Rudy? That could be you.

**Rudy** (2:50)
I like his eyes.

**Bobby Lee** (2:51)
You like his eyes. That's a good start.

**Rudy** (2:53)
Caribbean blue is what I call it.

**Bobby Lee** (2:54)
Are you interested in maybe going on a date with this man? If we set this up, the guy on the left, he's got a big, big crush on you. He was too shy to say it to me when I met him, but now we know the truth.

**Rudy** (3:03)
Maybe.

**Bobby Lee** (3:03)
What does he do?
He's a producer for that show, for Pardon My Take. He's a producer and he's very good at his job, unlike the producers that we have on this show.

**Rudy** (3:10)
I like the ham and cheese idea.

**Bobby Lee** (3:12)
You like the ham and cheese and crustable idea? So this is something we could move forward on, perhaps if we can get a merging of maybe- Where does he live, this guy? Chicago.

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