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**Andrew Santino** (0:30)
New old car, you did.

**Bobby Lee** (0:32)
Ain't going out like that. Ain't going out like that.

**Andrew Santino** (0:34)
Ain't going out.

**Bobby Lee** (0:36)
Ain't going out. Like, ha, ha, ha.

**Andrew Santino** (0:41)
Getting it out, getting it out. It's good to see you, man. We talk forever, we've been talking forever, we keep talking. We keep talking. We talk until you stop listening. And that's them, the rules. And I hope you keep listening. I just got back from Scotland. No, you didn't. I did.
You told me you didn't go.

**Bobby Lee** (0:59)
What?

**Andrew Santino** (0:59)
Yeah, you told me you didn't go. Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah. Did you go? Yeah.
Why would you tell me you didn't go?

**Bobby Lee** (1:06)
I like to keep you on your toes. No, no, no. It's so crazy.

**Andrew Santino** (1:09)
He's like, I'm in New York.

**Bobby Lee** (1:10)
I like to keep you on your toes, Don. You and Scotley goes, no, I'm in New York. I'm in New York.

**Andrew Santino** (1:14)
That's what he said. So what's the truth? I went to New York to get a slice.

**Bobby Lee** (1:18)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (1:21)
Dude, I went to Cambodia.
Anyone can say things. I lied. That's my point. I lied to you. Actually, I didn't end up the day I was supposed to be there. We got our flight diverted halfway there. I'm texting, I think I texted Carlos. I had to go down to Atlanta. There was a tornado in New York, not a real thing.
So they made us go to Atlanta. Then from Atlanta, they were like, we're gonna get to New York tonight. I was like, great, I'll make my flight to Scotland. We take off, my flight to Scotland also takes off. Into space. Into space.

**Bobby Lee** (1:47)
Yeah, yeah, wow. Because that's a space loop.

**Andrew Santino** (1:48)
Well, that's where Scotland is in space.

**Bobby Lee** (1:50)
Scotland's in space.

**Andrew Santino** (1:51)
So I went to Scotland. It was amazing. I had so much fun. I ended up going a day late, but it was great.

**Bobby Lee** (1:56)
It was great. Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (1:58)
And all the Scots- Sir William Wallace. All the Scots were like-

**Bobby Lee** (2:01)
He's coming down the hill. You like Scotland, you like our food now, Andrew, do you? Do you, Andrew? You talk about it on Bad Friends.

**Andrew Santino** (2:08)
You like my food now, Andrew? Really good.

**Bobby Lee** (2:11)
Is it good? Yeah. Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (2:13)
Did we talk bad about their food on the show? People got mad at me.

**Bobby Lee** (2:16)
I don't remember.

**Andrew Santino** (2:16)
People came up to me in the restaurant, they're like, is the food as bad as you talk about in Bad Friends? I was like, the food's great. And they're like, nah. We never went to Scotland. That's what I'm saying. But I'd been-

**Bobby Lee** (2:24)
Then why would you say that?

**Andrew Santino** (2:25)
Because I'd been before. Yeah, so no. It improved. Okay.
Is it better than New York?

**Bobby Lee** (2:32)
Ain't nothing better than a slice in New York.

**Andrew Santino** (2:34)
Hey, how you doing? Forget about the food.

**Bobby Lee** (2:37)
When I walk around New York City, I get a slice.

**Andrew Santino** (2:41)
Yeah. No, it was great. And then my buddy Joey's wife ordered pizza for everyone late night, hanging out. I was like, God, what a good move. And then she goes, I got three pepperonis and one corn and chicken. And I was like, that's not a real pizza.
I've never heard of corn and chicken in my entire life. It's a big hit in Scotland. Wait, wait, there's corn in the chicken. Corn and chicken pizza.

**Bobby Lee** (3:04)
Yeah.

**Andrew Santino** (3:04)
Never seen it in my life.

**Bobby Lee** (3:06)
I prefer the chicken in the corn.

**Andrew Santino** (3:07)
Yeah. That's more of a difficult process to make. Put the chicken in the corn. No, I put little chickens inside the kernel.

**Bobby Lee** (3:14)
That works. That works.