National "Grab Some Nuts" Day!

**Hammer** (0:00)
Today is National Grab Some Nuts Day.

**Nigel** (0:03)
I'm sorry, what?

**Hammer** (0:04)
I celebrate that every day. No, I was actually back in my locker, and I have a jar of Planters peanuts, grabbed a full hand of nuts and shoved them down my throat, man. It is not this is not a this is not a joke. It's National Grab Some Nuts Day.

**Nigel** (0:20)
You sound like Joe Biden right now. Grab my nuts.
Not a joke.

**Hammer** (0:24)
We've got a special. We've got a new song, a tribute we've made. Hammer and Nigel Records going to celebrate National Grab Some Nuts Day.

**Allison** (0:34)
It's National Grab Some Nuts Day. So do your part and grab some nuts today, but not too hard. This special day only comes one time a year.
Some people have nuts to grab, some people don't. If you can't find any nuts, don't mean you won't. I know there's one or two nuts in every home.

**Hammer** (1:01)
There you go.

**Nigel** (1:02)
Well, that's a very special tribute for National Grab Some Nuts Day.

**Hammer** (1:06)
It is. Very nice.

**Nigel** (1:07)
I'll see your Grab Some Nuts jingle, and I'll raise you Martha Stewart.

**Allison** (1:15)
Martha Stewart celebrates August 3rd and Grab Some Nuts Day.

**Nigel** (1:19)
Just look at all these amazing nuts in front of me.

**Hammer** (1:21)
Martha likes looking at amazing nuts. I love nuts.

**Nigel** (1:25)
I love delicious, fresh nuts. She loves delicious, fresh nuts.

**Hammer** (1:29)
They are white and sort of oily flesh. You don't break the nut meat, but don't break the nut meat.

**Allison** (1:34)
These are very hard to crack.

**Nigel** (1:37)
And enjoy Grab Some Nuts Day. I'm a little bit turned on, but I'm also a little bit perplexed at nut meat.

**Hammer** (1:48)
Nut meat.

**Nigel** (1:49)
Nut meat.

**Hammer** (1:50)
I don't have anything for that.

**Nigel** (1:51)
I feel like that's going to make its way on the Friday montage, though, at some point, Allison.

**Hammer** (1:55)
Sure as hell will.

**Nigel** (1:56)
Nut meat.