Milking a Goat LIVE at the Johnson County Fair

**Nigel** (0:00)
You're listening to The Hammer and Nigel Show.

**Joy** (0:03)
Can you believe these animals?

**Hammer** (0:05)
What the hell is happening to this country?

**Nigel** (0:07)
A 93 WIDC. Oh yeah.

**Hammer** (0:24)
Oh, we have reached that point, Nig, where you're going to get in touch with Lizton Nigel. Backroads, country, Tri-West High School Nigel. You're going to milk something.

**Nigel** (0:37)
I, at the beginning of the week, I had requested that I would, if I was going to come all the way out here down to Johnson County and party with you people, I wanted to milk something, whether it be a cow or something else that could be milked. Anything as, as you know, anything with nipples can be milked.

**Joy** (0:51)
I know Brad from YouTube is here. There he is.

**Nigel** (0:55)
And we have Joy with us that brought us a goat. Sonnen is the name of the goat, right?

**Joy** (1:01)
Yes.

**Nigel** (1:02)
And Joy, I've never milked a goat before, so maybe, I mean, it looks like it needs milking for sure. It's got those udders and it's, it looks like it's full of something in there.

**Hammer** (1:13)
Sonnen looks like you need some love in here, Joy. It's a girl.

**Joy** (1:16)
It's a girl. Don't offend me.

**Hammer** (1:17)
Oh, sorry.

**Nigel** (1:18)
Let's not misgender the goat, please, Hammer.

**Joy** (1:20)
No, no.

**Hammer** (1:20)
We don't do that.

**Joy** (1:21)
No.

**Nigel** (1:22)
All right.

**Hammer** (1:23)
Tell us about Sonnen here.

**Nigel** (1:24)
Yeah.

**Joy** (1:24)
OK. Sonnen was in the dairy show this week. She won champion and she was in the Grand Drive. She did great. Our grandson, Isaiah, showed her. She actually has been milked. So I left you a little bit. She was.

**Nigel** (1:38)
Oh, well, how kind.

**Joy** (1:39)
She'll give over a gallon a day. So they brought us a bucket. I doubt if no offense, you're going to be able to fill the bucket. Oh, well, how dare you? Yeah.

**Hammer** (1:50)
Well, you may be.

**Nigel** (1:51)
I'll take offense of that.

**Joy** (1:52)
Well, don't. All right. As long as you don't offend her.

**Hammer** (1:54)
Now, Nigel, no pressure. But look around this room. All of these people are not here to see you be successful. I'm telling you that right now. They're not here to watch you succeed. They want to laugh at you when you fail. Now, we are streaming this live on the YouTube. So, jump over to WIBC's YouTube page. And you can watch this. Give us a like while you're there.
So, Nigel, have you washed your hands?

**Nigel** (2:20)
I've washed my hands. Joy asked me to wipe my hands down as if I were the dirty one in this situation.

**Hammer** (2:26)
I think she's right.

**Nigel** (2:28)
Now, Joy, what do I do now?

**Joy** (2:31)
All right, very good. So, what you're going to do is you're going to try to capture the milk and bring it down.
So, it's up here. You got to get it into the bucket. That's the goal, right? Not on me, not on you.

**Nigel** (2:41)
You're pointing to above the utter there.

**Joy** (2:43)
So, we're going to grab hold like this. Oh, dear.

**Nigel** (2:46)
Kind of, yes.

**Joy** (2:47)
Okay. Nigel, you've been training for this your whole life.

**Nigel** (2:51)
I was practicing this morning, actually.

**Joy** (2:53)
I believe in you. I believe in you.

**Hammer** (2:56)
And if they weren't doing, it's worth doing 55 times this morning.

**Joy** (2:59)
So, you just hold this. Yes. Squeeze it off, and then you're going to kind of walk the milk down. Think of a water balloon.

**Nigel** (3:06)
Okay. All right. Think of a water balloon.

**Joy** (3:08)
And then, when you squeeze. Oh dear.

**Nigel** (3:09)
Oh dear. Sonnen's lifting the leg there.

**Hammer** (3:12)
Okay. So, let's make Sonnen comfortable. That's the most important thing here, right?

**Nigel** (3:16)
Yeah.

**Hammer** (3:16)
Do we need to buy Sonnen a drink? Because that usually works for me. All right.

**Nigel** (3:20)
I'm going to go for it. Sonnen's moving his hind leg. Her.

**Joy** (3:23)
Her.

**Hammer** (3:24)
Get it, Nigel. Go. Cheer him on, everybody.

**Joy** (3:27)
Let's go. Get some out of there.

**Hammer** (3:32)
Nigel. Nigel.

**Nigel** (3:35)
Come on. Come on, buddy.

**Hammer** (3:36)
Oh, yeah.

**Joy** (3:39)
All right. Should I try to get in or no? Show it to the other side.

**Nigel** (3:44)
There's another one over there.

**Joy** (3:45)
That's right. Squeeze it and then slowly walk your fingers down.

**Hammer** (3:49)
Get it. Get it, Nigel.

**Joy** (3:51)
Come on. You got this.