Milk Shake Chugging Contest with Miss Johnson County

**Hammer** (0:01)
No, watch it, Harvard!

**Nigel** (0:02)
You're listening to The Hammer and Nigel Show. Hey, bro, you mind putting on some pants? I find it a little weird to have to ask twice.
Let's hear it, everybody. Hammer and Nigel Live, out on the road to Johnson County Fair. My name is Nigel, that is Jason Hammer, right next to me, getting ready for the milk chugging contest. Milkshake chugging contest. Yes. Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

**Hammer** (0:28)
We knew that was going to happen, but we've got the princesses. I don't know if that's the right term. It used to be called Queen and then it became Princess. Now there's a whole court, but you are in charge of it. You are Miss Johnson County. Ainsley is here.

**Ainsley** (0:42)
Hi, Ainsley. How are you? I'm good. It's nice to be here today.

**Hammer** (0:45)
Thank you. So correct me if I'm wrong. And please, I'm wrong a lot.

**Ainsley** (0:49)
A lot, very much.

**Hammer** (0:50)
The responsibilities that go along with being Miss Johnson County include, when the sun goes down, you have to fight crime like Batman. Is that correct? Sounds about right to me. What are some of your responsibilities?

**Ainsley** (1:01)
So we hand out all the ribbons and the banners to all the 4-H exhibitors, and we go to all the events in the grandstands like the Derby and the Tractor Pool, and it's a lot of fun. All the fun stuff? Yes, it's a big week.

**Hammer** (1:14)
Well, that's awesome.

**Nigel** (1:15)
How did you get to become the princess?
Ms. Johnson County. What happened? How hard did you have to work to attain that title?

**Ainsley** (1:23)
We all put in a lot of hard work, and we went through an interview process. We did a speech on stage, an on-stage word, and they crowned us Queen in the Queen's Court. It was awesome.

**Hammer** (1:32)
Okay. Now you've got some of your court members with us, and we're going to introduce them here in just a moment because they are competing in the milkshake chugging contest. Have you ever done anything like this before? Have you ever been in like a Joey Chestnut hot dog eating contest or anything like that?

**Ainsley** (1:48)
This is completely new. I'm excited.

**Nigel** (1:50)
She's looking at you like you're an idiot for asking her.

**Hammer** (1:53)
I thought she was going to say, I bet you have, I bet. And yes, yes, I have.
Tell us about yourself. What do you go to school?

**Ainsley** (2:00)
I go to the University of St. Francis and I study a cardiovascular surgical technology.
So we'll go to my school after. Yes. Wow. Wow.

**Hammer** (2:07)
Like you're going to be like employed by Nigel and I here in a couple of years, so we inevitably have a stress-induced heart attack.
That's awesome. Well, that's amazing. That's so cool. Real quick, before we get going and we introduce our competitors here today, what do you want to say to anybody listening about the Johnson County Fair?

**Ainsley** (2:24)
Come and ask questions. It is the most amazing experience and we have the best exhibitors here to answer all your questions. And if you want to be involved in 4-H, definitely come and enjoy it.

**Hammer** (2:34)
Now we've got some members of your court that I don't believe are in the milkshake chugging contest here. Do we know who we have here? What's your name?
What's that?
Hayla is here and Charlie is here. So thank you so much for coming out. Thank you. Now I'm going to take your headset back, Miss Johnson County, also the winner of Miss Congeniality. Like she swept all the awards. She's like the messy of this thing. All right. So you get set up right there in spot number one. We have got the milkshake chugging contest. Now, Cam, our engineer, he is kind of doing the YouTube stream for us right now. Let's see if we can get close of a wide shot as we can here. And let's meet our contestants, okay? Please save your applause for the end. This is like a high school graduation because we got a lot of competitors here. Up first, there is Miss Johnson County. Up next, representing the pig barn is Lane. After that, representing the goat barn is Colin. Representing the court is Chloe. Representing the court is Morgan.
Representing the sheep area is Cole. And representing cattle is Lane. Let's give all of our contestants a round of applause.

**Nigel** (3:49)
There's some competitors there, Hammer. I'm telling you what.

**Hammer** (3:52)
Now, the way this is going to work is I'll count you down. Three, two, one. When I say go, you begin. The first one to be finished. Show us your cup. We will declare you the winner. Okay? Now, you can't be spilling it all over the place. It's got to go in your body some way. I don't care how you do it. Get creative. Okay? Before we start here, Nigel, we're both guys that like some action. Who you betting on?