Is This Anything?

**Hammer** (0:00)
The Hammer and Nigel presents...

**SPEAKER_2** (0:06)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:09)
Yes.

**Hammer** (0:11)
Is this anything?

**SPEAKER_4** (0:13)
All right, let's rock and roll.

**Hammer** (0:14)
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**Nigel** (0:36)
I know how much you love TikTok, Nigel. When I think of TikTok, I think of Nigel.

**Hammer** (0:42)
We're going to have to do a bet where if I lose, I have to create a TikTok account, and I guarantee I become addicted to it.

**Nigel** (0:50)
And you have to do videos where you talk like this and you go really, really fast and you have music really loud in the background and nobody can hear what you're saying. You got to do it. You got to do it.
A guy on TikTok going viral, he was amused when he saw some dude at Subway ordering a foot long tuna sub and four chocolate cookies. Then check out what he said next.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:16)
I was just at Subway getting lunch and the guy in front of me ordered a foot long tuna sandwich and four chocolate chip cookies. And when he got to the register, the cashier asked him if he wanted a bag of chips. And he said, nope, I don't need any of that processed s**t. I guess we all have a line somewhere.

**Nigel** (1:35)
Is that it?

**Hammer** (1:36)
I don't know. I don't know. See, like every time I go into one of these places and I see that Subway, OK, I'm sure like a lot of it's processed and additives and stuff that is manufactured or put in there. But but then you see like, well, 100% natural, you know, natural.
Does that still mean there's no additives in it when it says it's 100% natural? I don't know if that's the case or not. But but yes, I could without a doubt tell you, probably with it, with just guessing that the four chocolate chip cookies that you ordered, sir, were processed in Subway, shape or form had additives in them, hormones, whatever. I'm not sure about the tuna. I'm not sure about the stuff that the subway is creating there. But but yeah, to say that you don't want the potato chips because, oh, good Lord, processed chips. No, thank you.

**Nigel** (2:40)
That's unhealthy. Now, will you please wrap up my four chocolate chip cookies?

**Hammer** (2:45)
I mean, it's just like ordering like a Philly cheesesteak and then, you know, a large diet Coke because you're a health nut.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:53)
Yeah, yeah, I'm on a diet.

**Hammer** (2:55)
I'm on a diet.

**Nigel** (2:56)
Great moments in Subway history, non Jared Fogel edition. Okay.

**Hammer** (3:03)
Thank you.

**Nigel** (3:04)
We played this audio recently. This was a guy that was freaking out at Subway. And at first, I was kind of on his side, but he oversells it a little bit at the end.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:16)
Never in the history of me going to Subway have they ever charged a toast. Toast is free.
You're trying to contaminate my sandwich by putting it in there. That's crazy, bro.
You can't toast lettuce. You know, when you put it in there, you put the cheese and the bacon on first. Then you toast it. Then you take it out. You know that already. But then you just told me that they charged for toasting. That's crazy. Can you give me my refund? I don't want to eat here. I don't feel safe.

**Nigel** (3:45)
OK, you lost me at I don't feel safe. Come on, man.

**Hammer** (3:51)
So he was upset that Subway was toasting his. They were upcharging for the toast.

**Nigel** (3:57)
Yes.

**Hammer** (3:58)
You want your you want your product toasted? Oh, that's going to be another dollar seventy five.

**Nigel** (4:03)
Yeah. The nickel and dime of charging years got to stop. Yeah. Great moments in Subway history. Non Jared Fogel edition, I've told this story before. I was behind this guy in line. Now, I don't have the audio, but I remember it like it was yesterday. He clearly wanted a six inch sandwich, not a foot long. Sure. But he was a moron and he's talking in the drive through and he says, Can I get a half inch?
And the subway worker and I can hear this because they're louder than hell, claps back. I'm sorry. What?
I want a half inch, sir. You mean a six inch? No, I don't want a full six inch.