Is This Anything?

**Hammer** (0:00)
The Hammer and Nigel present.

**Nigel** (0:06)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

**Allison** (0:10)
Yes.

**Hammer** (0:11)
Is this anything?

**Allison** (0:14)
All right, let's rock and roll.

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**Nigel** (0:31)
Is this anything? Police in New Jersey are investigating after several children attending a YMCA summer camp allegedly consumed mushroom laced edibles.
Here's one of the parents. I got there, my daughter was destroyed, very emotional.

**Allison** (0:51)
She thought she was in trouble.

**Hammer** (0:53)
When I arrived to the YMCA, it was about 13 children.

**Nigel** (0:56)
They, for lack of better words, they looked like zombies.

**Hammer** (0:59)
It was it was really sad. We were in the car. She was like nip peeling over as we were driving. She would shift her body. Yeah, this is something. This is awful. You can't take your kids to a YMCA summer camp without having to worry about whether or not they're going to OD on mushroom laced edibles that some other kid probably got from his hippie parents that leave that crap out all over the place.
That's a great conversation to have with your kids, all right? Even though you're going to YMCA summer camp, you don't think something like that's going to happen. Don't take candy from strangers and don't take stuff that looks like candy from other kids.

**Nigel** (1:36)
Don't do shrooms. Sure.

**Hammer** (1:38)
That's important. Not that you knew that they were shrooms and not that even the kid that grabbed it, there is no charges have been filed, but the police said they have a suspect that's been identified. So probably some idiot drug-addled mom or dad let their crap out, kids grabbed it, thought it was candy, went and handed it out to the YMCA, and all of a sudden you got 13 sick kids, all acting, quote, zombies. That's sad, man.

**Nigel** (2:08)
You ever done shrooms, Nigel?

**Hammer** (2:10)
No, I haven't. I have not done any of that stuff, really. Have you?

**Nigel** (2:15)
I have. Back in the day.

**Hammer** (2:17)
Did you puke? I heard you puke.

**Nigel** (2:19)
I did not puke. No, I ended up drinking a full case of beer because I was so thirsty.

**Hammer** (2:25)
But did you hallucinate?

**Nigel** (2:27)
A little bit. Like, I remember watching Happy Gilmore and they started speaking Portuguese. The problem was they weren't speaking Portuguese.

**Hammer** (2:36)
That is a problem.

**Nigel** (2:37)
That's a problem.

**Hammer** (2:37)
How do they taste?

**Nigel** (2:39)
So I put mine back in the day, full transparency on a peanut butter sandwich. So me and all my roommates put it on a peanut butter sandwich and just had a night of that.

**Hammer** (2:52)
I had a buddy that had a bag of actual weed and he wanted to make weed brownies, but he didn't understand that you have to bake it in with the brownies. So after the brownies got pulled out of the oven, he sprinkled the weed on top.

**Nigel** (3:10)
Like a garnish?

**Hammer** (3:11)
Yeah, like it was salt and pepper.
He was so sick. He was sick for the rest of the night.

**Nigel** (3:20)
That's disgusting.

**Hammer** (3:21)
You have to bake that stuff in.

**Allison** (3:22)
Yeah. Right?

**Nigel** (3:23)
You don't sprinkle it on there like it's parsley on like a chicken plate or something. That's not how this works.

**Hammer** (3:29)
Oh, I'll never forget that.

**Nigel** (3:31)
Is this anything? Around this time of year in Texas, police will get calls about dogs being stuck in area storm drains. Oh, no.
The only thing is, they're not dogs that are barking. It's frogs that are in mating season. And when they're doing mommy and daddy frog stuff, it sounds like dogs barking. Here's the fire chief.

**Allison** (3:53)
Inside of the sewer system, where you get that amplification from the tunnels, that sound just like a barking dog.
Every time it is frogs, go out and bark at them. If they bark back, they're frogs.

**Nigel** (4:05)
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!

**Hammer** (4:10)
And it does it back.

**Allison** (4:11)
He barks into the gutter, and if they bark back, we feel pretty comfortable that it's a frog.

**Nigel** (4:18)
That's frogs doing it.

**Hammer** (4:20)
You're communicating with mating frogs. Is that what the fireman was doing there? I'm watching this right now. How humiliating. He's like down on his belly, literally in the gutter going, Rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr! Just waiting to see if a mating frog will bark back at him.