Is This Anything?

**Hammer** (0:00)
The Hammer and Nigel present is the song.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:06)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:09)
Yes.

**Hammer** (0:11)
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**Nigel** (0:41)
I can't remember, Alison, did you have anything in there? I know you've looked. $40.

**Hammer** (0:46)
Hey, not bad.

**Nigel** (0:48)
That's dinner. That's absolutely dinner. That's awesome. See, you never know. Indianaunclaimed.gov.
Nigel, is this anything? Police in Massachusetts arrested a mime who was hanging around the walking trail. Like, mimes are those people that do, like, the shadow hands and they got the paint on and all that crap.

**Hammer** (1:12)
Right, yeah.

**Nigel** (1:13)
Kind of creepy, I think.

**Hammer** (1:14)
Like Crazy Joe Devola in Seinfeld.

**Nigel** (1:17)
Yes. Big Seinfeld reference day today. I love it.
29-year-old dude named Hernan, and he's facing three counts of criminal harassment. Here's a witness.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:29)
I'm shocked.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:30)
I'm surprised because I walk here all the time.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:34)
I think I've seen this person maybe five times.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:37)
He passed me when I was going down the path.
Kind of freaked me out a bit. Top hat, Dracula paint on his face, black cape, cane, real creepy.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:46)
Causing a disturbance and harassing people, that's just not appropriate no matter what you call yourself or do.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:53)
He was just kind of by the bushes, by the water, off the path, kind of stumbling around the bushes by himself. And that was when it started to get a little darker, so I got a little spooked.

**Hammer** (2:01)
This is nothing.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:02)
Was it hog set?

**Hammer** (2:03)
This is nothing. These people are a bunch of wussies. Seriously, I'm going to post this guy's picture on X right now at Hammer and Nigel. Is walking around dressed like a mime an arrestable offense?
I'm watching the news footage here. All he's doing is just walking around. He's got a cane in one hand and like a briefcase or a satchel in the other, and he is dressed like a mime. He's got a top hat on. He's listening to his earbuds, and he's got a tuxedo, but he's just walking around. He's not getting in anybody's face, and they arrested him for it.

**Nigel** (2:39)
All right, so let me ask you this. Who do you think is creepier, the mime that got arrested or the 70-year-old grandpa dude that cuddles kids that we talked about earlier in the hospital?

**Hammer** (2:51)
Ah, don't ask me that. I think I would say the mime, probably. Allison? But is it being creepy and a restable offense?
Look at our ex-account right now, and you tell me...

**Allison** (3:05)
All right, hold on.

**Hammer** (3:05)
if walking around dressed like this dude is an arrestable offense.

**Allison** (3:09)
But is he bothering people? If you're like...

**Hammer** (3:12)
He was just walking around, stumbling around in the bushes.

**Allison** (3:14)
Also, out of everyone in the studio, you would be the one to report a mime.

**Nigel** (3:19)
Yes.

**Hammer** (3:20)
I would. 100%.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:21)
Yes, you would.

**Nigel** (3:23)
Like, you would be the one that would go full Karen on a mime.

**Hammer** (3:26)
I don't understand why I'm the one that's been labeled as a mime. As a mime snitch.

**Nigel** (3:32)
Take me through your thought process on this, Allison. Why not you? Why not me?

**Allison** (3:36)
Well, I wouldn't report Harlini unless it was dangerous. So I just mime my own business. And I feel like...
I don't know. I feel like you would maybe have fun with him, be like, mess with him a little bit, Hammer. And then, Nigel, I do see you walking the other way.

**Hammer** (3:50)
I would definitely cross the street.

**Nigel** (3:52)
OK.

**Hammer** (3:52)
No question.

**Nigel** (3:53)
Let's do a little theater here, all right? None of us have been trained in mime or pantomime, I believe, as it's known as.

**Allison** (4:01)
Sure.

**Nigel** (4:01)
But just give me your best effort. Nigel, on the YouTube camera, what would it look like if a mime just saw Tony Katz get out of the shower?
I know this doesn't play well on the radio, but that was so good on the YouTube camera.