Is This Anything?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
The Hammer and Nigel Presents is The Sign.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:06)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:11)
Is this anything?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:13)
All right, let's rock and roll.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:14)
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**SPEAKER_4** (0:28)
Is this anything? 27 year old woman in New York City going viral because she's pivoting to a career as a locksmith.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:39)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:39)
She's getting into the locksmithing game. She's also calling out the male locksmiths, who she calls creepy.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:48)
I'm a locksmith in the city, and I'm tired of all these locksmith men taking my jobs just because they have more money to market themselves. So I also want to feel safer, and I want women to feel safer. So how about you call me instead when you're locked out, instead of giving business to all these creepy men?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:08)
I think in the locksmithing game, as you put it, it's whoever is able to get there first. If it happens to be a hot chick like this one, fine. You just better be able to do your job. I don't care that you're a chick and you have a novel, and that's kind of a novel in a male-dominated industry, like locksmithing.
And I don't care that you're a hot chick. Just who could get to me first, who can unlock my door the soonest, and get me to where I'm going. I don't care that you're a hot chick. I really don't.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:37)
There are certain professions where I don't care if you're Sidney Sweeney or Rosie O'Donnell. Like if I'm on the operating table and you're a heart surgeon, if you're a hot chick, great. If you look like Joy Behar, if you know what you're doing, that's fine too. Just make sure you're qualified. And you're right. There's nothing worse than being locked out somewhere.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:00)
Awful. You ever had to call a locksmith?
I don't think I have.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:05)
I've had to back in the day in the car with Triple A. Now, Triple A helped get my keys out of the car before, you know, the key fob era, but not for the house. No, I feel pretty confident that I know enough people, that my kids have extra keys to my house, that I can get a hold of them.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:26)
We got locked out of our house when we got back from vacation one night.
Nothing worse than traveling all day, getting home, and then realizing that you were locked out of the house. So what I had to do is, I was able to get in the garage and drag my, you should have seen me drag my ladder over back behind my house, climb up onto the roof, climb up like a monkey, and Jimmy opened my bathroom window, which now I've fixed and it's locked now. So if I did that now, I'd be screwed. But yeah, we were almost, I had to call a locksmith at like midnight.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:05)
What was Miss Lindsay's response when you come home from a long day of traveling and realized that neither of you have keys?

**SPEAKER_1** (3:12)
She better damn well be thankful I got my ass up on a ladder unlike Tony Katz.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:16)
That's right. Tony Katz have been sleeping outside. You got up on a ladder and made it happen, Captain.
Is this anything? Kelly Clarkson was talking about diarrhea.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:28)
Oh, really? Is that right?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:32)
I don't know what's wrong with me.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:33)
I don't know if I got that thing, you know, that people like eat lead and s***.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:36)
I don't know what, okay?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:38)
But last night during the show, I was like, oh my God. And I get back to my room and I have never been so happy there's not a man in the room. Bridesmaids ain't got s*** on what happened with my wife.
I was like, oh Lord. And you know the part where you think it's over, you're like, it has to be over. No, girl.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:06)
Good Lord. I think that's the longest anybody's ever talked about diarrhea on stage in the middle of a concert, their own concert.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:14)
Since Celine Dion.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:17)
That's fair.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:17)
I have no idea.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:19)
Yeah, that's something that's getting quite extremely personal with her audience. Did you catch that? This is she didn't have anything on or no bridesmaids didn't have anything on me.