Is This Anything?

**Hammer** (0:07)
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

**Jeremy Morrison** (0:10)
Yeah.

**Nigel** (0:12)
Is this anything?

**Allison** (0:14)
All right, let's rock and roll.

**Nigel** (0:16)
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**Hammer** (0:41)
Is this anything? Dateline, Kansas City. A man in KC had to be rescued after he got stuck.
In a porto let.

**Nigel** (0:53)
Oh, no.

**Hammer** (0:54)
He told rescuers that he was trying to retrieve something that he had dropped inside of it, which we've talked about on this program before. Would you pick up money or your phone or your glasses if you dropped it in a porto let or a toilet?
Here's a spokesperson for the man that had to be rescued from the porto, John.

**John** (1:16)
Knocked again, the man inside said he was not going to get out. They looked inside and didn't see anybody. The lid was closed. No one was in the restroom. It kind of startled them. All of a sudden, a head popped out of the toilet and he said, I'm in here. He told them he was retrieving a Mountain Dew bottle that he dropped in from the night before. After it was cut open, the man was able to exit the toilet. Fire department did hook up water to their truck and gave him a free shower.

**Nigel** (1:46)
Yes, this is something. Yeah. And yes, I would definitely dive head first into a porta potty for my Mountain Dew that I forgot. Did he really just I love the spokesman, whoever he was. We opened up the portal light and there was nobody in there and we were startled when the lid popped open and his head came out of the toilet. He said he was looking around for his Mountain Dew bottle.
I mean, I think that's a pretty important possession, don't you?

**Hammer** (2:13)
Listen, I love Mountain Dew probably more than most. I've probably sent the heirs to the Mountain Dew fortune through college multiple times.
But if I drop that bad boy, let's say at Carb Day in the portal light, I'm not going after the Mountain Dew.

**Nigel** (2:30)
They make more.

**Hammer** (2:31)
Yes, absolutely.

**Nigel** (2:33)
They're certainly not as expensive as an iPhone. And I don't know that I would. I couldn't reach my hand in there for an iPhone.

**Hammer** (2:42)
Allison, remind me, were you yay or nay on reaching into the portal light to get your either money or iPhone?

**Allison** (2:51)
I think we figured this out. Were the portal lights?
No. But if it was like a restroom, like in here or like a public restroom, then I would.

**Hammer** (3:01)
What if it's a truck stop in Alabama? You're making a road trip and you pull over and it's a truck stop in Tuscaloosa. And it's probably not any cleaner than a portal light. Does that make a difference?

**Allison** (3:12)
I think I still would because it's indoor plumbing.

**Hammer** (3:15)
OK.

**Allison** (3:16)
But if it's a hole in the ground with everyone's collectibles, I'm just not. I can't.

**Nigel** (3:23)
Everyone's collectibles. Is that how we're describing dumps now? Oh, I just deposited a collectible into the portal light.

**Allison** (3:31)
How deep was this portal light?

**Hammer** (3:34)
That's a good question.

**Nigel** (3:36)
Yeah, you got to hold his head up like, hello, full body in the see, because when you first were talking about this story, I thought I was under the impression that I didn't know he was actually in the toilet. I thought he was just in the porta potty and he wouldn't come out.

**Hammer** (3:51)
Well, at first he was, but then he was in the porta potty and he couldn't come out. My man wanted that Mountain Dew bottle more than anything in that world.

**Nigel** (4:01)
Nectar of the gods, nectar of the gods.

**Hammer** (4:04)
Is this anything? Two men are suing a North Dakota hospital after they were switched at birth 38 years ago.
Kyle Bylan and Jeremy Morrison claim a DNA test shows that they haven't been living with their biological families since they were born at the same hospital 38 years ago.

**Kyle Bylan** (4:27)
January 26, 1988, only Kyle and I were born in that hospital that day. It's the only time we've ever been together.