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Fun Facts for Kids!

Hammer + Nigel Show Podcast

July 29, 2026

Hammer takes a moment to give the younger listeners some truly horrific facts about life and nature.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Sometimes we get criticized around here for being too adult-heavy. The content can get a little too extreme for younger listeners. And with so many kids going back to school today, we thought this would be the perfect time to roll out another edition of Hammer and Nigel's Fun Facts for Kids.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:19)
It's time for Hammer and Nigel's Fun Facts for Kids.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:25)
These are real pieces of information that the younger listeners can share with their buddies and enjoy. And these are real. Nothing we've made up, like this.
When most predators, like hyenas, eagles, and leopards, are in the wild, and they want to tear an animal wide open, they start by ripping open the anus.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:51)
Fun Facts for Kids!

**SPEAKER_1** (0:55)
Is that right? That's not a...
You just didn't pull that out of your anus? No, no, that's true. Like those who have studied animals say, those predators, they start with the anus. How is that a fun fact for kids? According to family interviews, the late Ozzy Osbourne shot and killed 17 of his cats during a psychotic drug-fueled episode. Oh, no.
That's not a fun fact for anybody, much less a child. A frog cannot throw up. Instead, it averts its own stomach and then packs the entire amount of vomit back into its body where it just sits there, tastes bad and smells.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:41)
Fun facts for kids.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:43)
OK, that might be an actual fun fact. Really? So of all people in this room, the guy that throws up more than anybody, you're on board with a throw up fact compared to the last two.
OK, that you started out with when you walk into a bathroom and smell poop, that bad smell is actually caused by airborne gases, not tiny floating pieces of poo.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:11)
Sure.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:11)
Bacteria in the gut breaks down the food. This process creates gases like hydrogen sulfide. These molecules dissolve into the air.
Scent that your nose detects is the gas molecules, molecules, not pieces of poop. Wonderful.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:29)
Fun facts for kids.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:32)
Be another fun fact for kid, I think. Kids, do you like hiking? Do you like trails?
Did you know that Mount Everest is littered with over 200 dead corpses of failed hikers because the cost and the obstacles of retrieving these bodies in that weather is way too extreme?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:51)
Fun facts for kids.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:53)
Don't ever climb Mount Everest, kids. There's a chance you might not come back, literally.
Hey kids, have you ever seen grandma or grandpa die? When you're on your deathbed, hearing is often the last sense to go. In that case, the last sensation from the mortal world will be the sound of pain and stress and cries from the people around you crying over your dying body or possibly corpse.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:20)
Fun facts for kids.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:24)
Lobsters pee out of their face during mating.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:28)
Fun facts for kids.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:32)
Europeans tend to not like American chocolate because it contains butyric acid.
Butyric acid is the substance that gives vomit its signature taste and smell. So if you're not used to it, eating American chocolate is like you're eating a big plate of throw-up.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:50)
Fun facts for kids.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:53)
Second time vomit has been talked about in this second. Orca whales will often kill seals, even baby seals, out of boredom.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:04)
Fun facts for kids.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:06)
So there you go. Those are real pieces of information that the younger listeners can share with their buddies. Yeah, take that to school with you kids. Tell your teachers. See you learn stuff here on The Hammer and Nigel Show.

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