Booze News
Hammer + Nigel Show Podcast
June 4, 2026
A 68 year-old called 911 because a bar wasn't serving jello shots.
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But before we hit a break here, let's do a little booze news, shall we? You set them up and I'll knock them back, Lloyd. One by one.
It hits your lips, it's so good.
A woman in Florida was arrested last week after she called 911 multiple times, complaining that the bar would not serve her a jello shot. That's reasonable. I'd be pissed off too. She called 911 three different times because she couldn't get a jello shot. She said it was an emergency. Now keep in mind, the bar in question does not serve jello shots.
They do not have any jello on hand. Therefore, no jello shots. But this woman continued to insist to the point to where she said it was an emergency and called 911 three times. She's a 68 year old woman. That's so sad. She had some weed and some paraphernalia on her. Of course she did. 911 was ultimately called not to serve the jello shots, but to arrest this lunatic. She was charged with misuse of 911, trespassing, possession of marijuana. She also admitted that she had been drinking and smoked the weed. You ever do jello shots on weed?
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