Are You Okay With This?

**Hammer** (0:02)
Are you really okay with this?

**Jeff Noble** (0:04)
Are you okay? Everything's gonna be okay. Are you okay?

**Hammer** (0:09)
Yeah, I'm fine.

**Jeff Noble** (0:11)
I'm pretty far from okay.

**Nigel** (0:14)
Are you okay with this?

**Hammer** (0:16)
On the Hammer and Nigel Show.
Dateline, Morrisville. Morrisville, North Carolina.

**Nigel** (0:24)
Oh, I thought you were gonna tell me Gray Brothers is back.

**Jeff Noble** (0:27)
Nope, Morrisville, North Carolina.

**Hammer** (0:30)
The mayor there, Chris Carney, is accused of walking around the town hall without his pants.

**Nigel** (0:40)
Is that wrong?

**Hammer** (0:41)
Hammer.

**Nigel** (0:42)
Should he not have done that? And how has Joe Hogsett never been busted for that?

**Hammer** (0:47)
This is, not only is he accused of walking around without his pants, but as the police report says, for an extended period of time.
Periods of time, actually, multiple times. He is caught pantsless in surveillance videos from 2024, and local news stations are suing for the footage to be released. I, for one, am all for the footage to be released. I don't know why. This seems awesome. Here is former Mooresville IT employee, Jeff Noble.

**Jeff Noble** (1:25)
You can see the mayor at least on a couple of different occasions without wearing pants, which is a very big issue that's unethical.

**Nigel** (1:34)
Yeah.

**Hammer** (1:36)
Are you okay with everything being released out into the public, this mayor who is stepping down, by the way?

**Nigel** (1:43)
Yes, full transparency. That's what we're asking for.

**Hammer** (1:47)
Transparency.

**Nigel** (1:48)
Transparency. Now, can we get the same media from Mooresville, North Carolina, the same IT staff from Mooresville, North Carolina to come to Indianapolis? Because if you thought you had a story here with Chris Carney, wait till you meet Joe Hogsett, baby.
Wait till you meet old Diamond Joe.

**Hammer** (2:10)
I don't think Diamond Joe's ever been accused of walking around without his pants off.

**Nigel** (2:14)
There's a major sexual harassment scandal in his office. You don't think somebody wasn't without pants?

**Jeff Noble** (2:20)
Come on, Nigel.

**Hammer** (2:21)
I'm holding up my hands. I don't know what to do with my hands.
A newscaster is going viral after being smashed by a huge wave. Now, this is right after your own heart, because I know how bad you want to be a meteorologist in the heart of a hurricane. A newscaster going viral, being smashed by a huge wave while reporting on Hurricane Lowell. Here's Mike getting hit by the water just before going on the air.

**Jeff Noble** (2:50)
Here we go. Yeah, we're OK.

**Nigel** (2:55)
Go ahead.

**Hammer** (2:56)
Land.
He got slammed. Are you OK with this?

**Nigel** (3:00)
Oh, yes, I love this. And I know this dude, Mike Seidel, he used to work at the Weather Channel for a long time. Now I believe he's with Fox Weather. Fox has their own Weather Channel now, and he's standing out there, like in the ocean water, you know, up to his knees maybe. But then here comes some storm surge and bam! Knocks him right on his old Seidel. And he pops up. Cameraman's good.
But that's on my bucket list, Nigel. I've been doing radio and broadcasting since I was 18
I've covered Super Bowls. I've been to Super Bowls. I've covered Final Fours, conventions. I've talked to politicians. The only thing left on my bucket list is to cover a hurricane like this. That's all that I want. So if anybody wants to sponsor me to please go to the next hurricane, reach out to our sales team and I'll be a one man mobile unit.

**Hammer** (3:57)
Fans attending the US Open are complaining that it smells like raw sewage.

**Nigel** (4:03)
Oh, no.

**Hammer** (4:03)
People are complaining that if you are sitting in a 300 section, it smells like literal human waste. Now we had, I can't remember if we got to the story the other day about how some of the players were complaining that people were smoking weed.

**Nigel** (4:19)
Oh, Sabalinko was bitching about it.

**Hammer** (4:21)
Yeah, it smells like total weed. But I haven't heard the complaints about literal human waste. Are you OK with this?

**Nigel** (4:31)
No, I'm not OK with this because the tournament's in New York. What did you expect? Did you expect New York to smell good? Did you expect when you go to any outdoor event in the greater New York area, I don't know, whether it's flushing, whether it's Queens, wherever, it's going to smell good?
Mam Dami's the mayor. Of course it's going to smell bad. It's going to smell like homeless dudes. It's going to smell like defeat. It's going to smell like feces. Frank Drebben, your thoughts.