**SPEAKER_1** (0:02)
Are you really okay with this?
**SPEAKER_2** (0:04)
Are you okay? Everything's gonna be okay. Are you okay?
**Bill Oliver** (0:08)
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm pretty far from okay.
**SPEAKER_4** (0:14)
Are you okay with this?
**SPEAKER_5** (0:16)
On The Hammer and Nigel Show.
Okay! Listen to this hammer, this is so cringy. This doofus Canadian politician accidentally reading an AI prompt. While reading a speech, here is legislator Bill Oliver. Listen to this.
**Bill Oliver** (0:36)
One of the dangers associated with creating advocacy offices is that citizens often develop expectations that exceed the powers actually granted to those offices. Here's a more natural flowing version of that section that reads like a legislative speech rather than a series of short points.
Madam Speaker, one of my concerns with this legislation is the potential gap between what New Brunswickers may reasonably expect this office to accomplish and what the end.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:02)
Come on!
**SPEAKER_5** (1:02)
Really? Isn't that embarrassing? Are you okay with this?
**SPEAKER_4** (1:05)
No!
Like, come on! I would expect this kind of thing out of Joe Biden, but not somebody that's, you know, got all their faculties together. Like you've got to look at that thing before you go up there, right? You can't just go up there and wing it and read it right off the prompter and then go full Ron Burgundy. And the reason I bring up Biden is this old goat would do this all the time.
**SPEAKER_5** (1:32)
This is Shades of Biden written all over it.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:34)
This is when Joe Biden read, end of quote, at the teleprompter.
**SPEAKER_2** (1:40)
You see, because there are new life-saving knowledge to be gained that must be used for progress of all people, end of quote.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:53)
OK, so maybe you're thinking, Al, maybe you're being too harsh on the old guy.
**SPEAKER_5** (1:58)
Happened once.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:00)
What if we doubled down and he had an end of quote and a repeat the line factored in?
**SPEAKER_2** (2:07)
It is noteworthy that the percentage of women who registered to vote and cast a ballot is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so. End of quote. Repeat the line.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:20)
End of quote. Repeat the line.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:22)
On these teleprompters, it's not like it's just run on sentences. They have stars and parentheses around that stuff that indicate that you're not supposed to read it out loud.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:35)
I had a TV show for two years on Wish TV, and I didn't use a lot of prompter, but I used it once in a while.
I mean, it's really in bold and underlined and starred the stuff you're not supposed to say. I would never say throw it to break on the prompter because I could see it on there, and I've got all my faculties together. But Joe Biden, again, was just like Ron Burgundy.
**SPEAKER_2** (3:01)
And the percentage of the men who do so, end of quote, repeat the line.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:05)
Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:13)
Burgundy will read. That's exactly what this Canadian politician did, and that's what Joe Biden would do all the time.
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