Are You Okay with This?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:03)
Are you really okay with this? Are you okay?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:06)
Everything's gonna be okay.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:09)
Are you okay?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:10)
Yeah, I'm fine.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:12)
I'm pretty far from okay.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:15)
Are you okay with this? Are the Hammer and Nigel Show...
Jason Alexander, also known as George Costanza from Seinfeld, is apologizing Hammer.
He's apologizing to an actress slash model. Her name's Courtney Stodden. After she publicly called him out over a controversial 2012, I'm sorry, 2012 comedy sketch filmed when she was just 17 years old. This sketch was Jason Alexander involved in repeatedly rubbing his phone across her breastesses while saying there was no signal in her head, but plenty of signal in her chest. She's now calling him out because she was only 17 in this sketch. Are you okay with Jason Alexander apologizing?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:06)
So this was a comedy sketch. This wasn't real life.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:10)
No, this is Funny or Die, I believe. This is not that Funny or Die.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:13)
Will Ferrell's company at one point, Funny or Die.
No, I don't think you need to apologize for something that you're acting out. Jason Alexander is an actor. Now, I don't know if he wrote this sketch or not, but somebody did, and I believe both parties agreed to do it. Now, was it funny? Is it kind of cringy? I guess by today's standards, yes. But he doesn't have to apologize for anything. He is an actor, and he was acting what they wrote for him to do. And it was rubbing his phone across her brain going, no signal. But when he would rub it across her cans, oh, we got a signal. That was supposed to be the joke. And now she's all upset at him.
I think that's a little ridiculous.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:59)
She was 17, and she's saying that she was legally unable to make, she was a willing participant, but look, I was unable to make those decisions because the contracts were signed by adults.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:12)
Okay, well, somebody signed on her behalf. Don't be mad at Jason Alexander. Be mad at whoever signed you up, if that's your mom, if that's your dad.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:21)
It was her husband.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:23)
Husband, okay.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:24)
It was her husband that they were married when she was 16, and he was in his 50s.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:29)
Now, if you're telling me that, like, Jason Alexander was doing some casting couch stuff and doing Harvey Weinstein stuff, then yes, I think an apology would be necessary. But that's not what's going on here. No, listen, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, super lib. Like, he is over the top. Like, he's a crazy lib.
But I'm going to defend him here.
I don't think he did anything wrong. As an actor, that was his job to do that sketch, that comedy sketch. He didn't take it after hours. He didn't show up at her apartment. He wasn't naked in her hot tub. They did the sketch. They moved on. And now you want an apology from him in 2026 for something that happened in 2012? This whole thing's weird to me. I wouldn't have apologized for anything.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:18)
People on Reddit are roasting a 20-year-old woman for saying that she's changed her life strategy. And now she just wants to marry Rich and never work.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:29)
Did you hear that, Allison?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:31)
Did you hear that?

**SPEAKER_1** (3:33)
So I'm pointing out that if she plans on having kids, that's still the hardest thing she'll ever do in her life. Are you okay with this woman changing her life strategy?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:43)
Sure. I ain't mad at her at all. If her goal is to find sugar daddy and just become a good mom, that's great. Like, there's some truth and there's some BS in that statement right there, right? Like, if her goal was to just marry Rich, all right, fine, whatever. You do you. I'm not even mad at her, but I will agree that having kids is the hardest thing she'll do in her life. Yeah, because that's the truth. Anybody that's got kids knows it's a it's a challenge.

**SPEAKER_1** (4:13)
Unless she marries Rich and has like five nannies.

**SPEAKER_2** (4:17)
Yeah, but if you want to be involved in the kids' lives, like actually do some parenting that do they ever right? I don't know. Like, I'm not mad at her if that's her goal. If you want to be gold digger, I'm sure there's some ugly dork somewhere with some cash that'll be more than happy to have you funnel his hog. So, I think that's a win-win for everybody.
Just be a good parent if that's what you're going to do. If you're going to find a rich dude and start banging out shorties, just be a good mom. That's all we're asking.