Are You Okay with This?

**Hammer** (0:09)
Yeah, I'm fine.

**Sami Sheen** (0:11)
I'm pretty f***ing far from okay.

**Hammer** (0:14)
Are you okay with this?

**Nigel** (0:18)
Oh, yeah! Well, Hammer, you think you've got problems. Charlie Sheen's Only Fans model daughter, Sami, posted a video about how upset she gets at people's comments, that she gets a lot of money from her dad to clear things up.
She says that her body parts are her money maker.

**Sami Sheen** (0:40)
Look, if I had daddy's money, I would own it, okay? I would let you guys know, this man has not given me a dime in over four years. I've been fully financially supporting myself since I was 18 years old, and I found out that he bought my sister a car in cash, okay?
So I asked him if he could buy me a horse for the same price, and that was the last time we spoke, and that was like a couple of weeks ago. So if that doesn't put into perspective that my father doesn't help me with anything, I don't know what does. So yeah, my dad did not give me the beach house. These t***s did, okay?

**Nigel** (1:13)
Are you okay with whatever we just listened to right there from Charlie Sheen's daughter?

**Hammer** (1:17)
No, because maybe, and again, I can't believe I'm in a position to defend Charlie Sheen here. Maybe he views buying you a horse as a frivolous expense. Like a car could take you to work. A car is something you'll use for years.
What are you going to do with the horse? Are you going to go, you know, riding around the neighborhood like the Wild Wild West?

**Nigel** (1:40)
My daddy didn't buy me a giraffe.

**Hammer** (1:44)
So she's gone to Only Fans and she's making her own money. OK, good.
Again, we don't know about the sister. Like the sister had a car purchased. Now, like I could probably look it up, but I don't care that much. But maybe she's working hard. Maybe she's paying back some loans. I have no idea. And the old man said, let me help you out as a reward for working hard. Maybe this chick's just a spoiled brat and she's expecting gifts and she doesn't do anything. I have no idea. But no, no, it's a big nothing burger from me.

**Nigel** (2:18)
My dad's a real jerk. He wouldn't buy me a hippopotamus.

**Hammer** (2:21)
Right.

**Nigel** (2:22)
I mean, that's as stupid as saying that he wouldn't buy me a horse.

**Hammer** (2:26)
Right.

**Nigel** (2:26)
Dummy. All right. Allison, can we have some mood?
So, you mentioned the opening ceremonies to the final game, Hammer, or whatever, maybe the halftime show, whatever. Madonna kicked off the World Cup halftime show in this, I don't know, this extravagant pre-recorded performance with disco lights and dancers in a parking garage. She and the others, they finally exited the tunnel into the live event for the final two lines of her song, music, so she only appeared live to lip sync those two lines for 13 seconds there for that halftime show. Are you okay with this?

**Hammer** (3:14)
I wasn't okay with anything but Shakira. Let me make that perfectly clear.
Shakira should have done that entire halftime show alone. She's the international superstar here, right? Performing at the World Cup for Shakira, it's like having Ronaldo and Messi there. You expect them to be there. She's the World Cup international performer.
You didn't need Bieber. And look, I appreciate the fact that Biebs has found the Lord, but you can't do such a slow, just hallelujah, pro Jesus song there. It's got to have something with some tempo, some energy. Got to have some energy there. I appreciate the church message, but that's not the place for that right there. The people want to be entertained. It's got to be something fun. And then Madonna opens this thing up and grandma's up there, and I'm afraid she's going to break her hip.
My favorite thing that I saw on Twitter was I couldn't tell if that was a muppet or not, because the muppets were also involved. They played Seven Nation Army at one point, and Madonna's had so much work now. She kind of looks like Janice from the band from The Muppets.

**Nigel** (4:25)
Well, you didn't like the muppet thing?

**Hammer** (4:28)
It was better than Madonna. It was better than Bieber. Wow.
But again, Shakira should have done that whole thing by herself. Shakira is like our age, but you look at her, she still got that fastball.
She can still bring the heat, man. She's up there. Those hips haven't told a lie in years. Shakira's hips telling the truth since 1990 plus.