A.I. Fauci Previews His Hearing Tomorrow

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Tomorrow, you're going to have Dr. Fauci, Dr. Anthony Fauci strutting up there, all five feet four of himself. He's going to feel like Johnny Tough Guy. And then on the other side, you're going to have Rand Paul, all five foot seven of himself, sitting there, staring at Dr. Fauci, pointing at each other like Sophie Cunningham and Spider-Man. It's going to be a beautiful sight, Nigel.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:26)
Yeah, they're going to be discussing the contents of Dr. Fauci's diary. I love calling it a diary, by the way.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:34)
The diary of Fauci.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:36)
I guess we could call it a journal that's more manly. But no, Fauci, with the stuff that he wrote in there and the things that he was talking about and how he's gushing all over himself and how he can't believe he's the most famous man in the world and how flattering it is that Julia Roberts had me on her podcast, you know, stuff like that, it's a diary.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:57)
The thing that infuriates me more than anything is the dinner with Jake Tapper, because both of these guys, both of these freaking losers, they were the first ones to tell you, don't go to your family's Thanksgiving. Listen to the experts. Oh, I can't believe you're going to go out. It's going to be a super spreader. And these two were playing grab ass the whole time.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:19)
I forgot about that word, super spreader. How stupid.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:23)
And Jay Tapper right there with Dr. Fauci was one of the first ones wagging his finger at you. And behind the scenes, assuming Dear Diary is correct here, they're having dinners. They're hanging out. Their families are kicking it together.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:37)
It's the old thing where whatever these people in authority are accusing you of doing or telling you not to do, they're doing it. One hundred percent French Laundry ring a bell for Gavin Newsom, right? All his medical executive friends.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:51)
Gretchen Whitmer having a big party, pull the tables together up in that bar in Michigan.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:57)
Sure.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:58)
All right. So if you're excited about tomorrow, but you're not really sure what to expect, we've got you covered.
Joining us exclusively here on the Hammer and Nigel Show to tell us what he thinks tomorrow is going to be about is AI. Dr. Fauci.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:15)
Look, thanks to the Chinese droplets, I am now more popular than Jesus. You think that is a fact? No, that is science.
And if you recall, I am the science.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:31)
Oh, come on.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:33)
I like scaring people because it got me on magazine covers and free tickets to the Washington Nationals games. Did you see my cover on Vanity Fair? Yeah. There wasn't a white suburban woman in America who didn't want to bang me.
Seriously, if you had a Kate Gosselin haircut, you wanted my droplets. If you know what I mean. I'm not scared of this hearing tomorrow. I have a nice, sweet, preemptive pardon from Joe Biden. So as far as I am concerned, Rand Paul can suck it. Oh, and keep wearing your masks. Suckers.
AI. Fauci, out.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:10)
Yeah, various AI. Dr. Fauci giving us a little preview of the Senate hearing tomorrow.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:17)
But I can't wait for Rand Paul to nail him on so many things. That dinner with Jake Tapper, for one. The fact that Fauci claimed that in testimony testified that he wasn't the one that I didn't close any schools. I wasn't the one that had any influence there when in his diary, he wrote that he was proud that California and New York shut down all their school systems because of him.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:41)
Right.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:42)
You know, he took full credit for that.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:44)
So let me give you what I think is going to happen tomorrow. Fauci is going to be grilled. We're going to have some fascinating and amazing audio pieces to play for you. And we will.
And then after that, nothing will happen. Fauci will get away with this. They're going to say that he's got a preemptive pardon from Joe Biden and the Republicans don't have the testicular fortitude to see if an auto pen pardon is actually legit because they want to get on vacation because August is just a couple of days away. So they're going to bitch. They're going to moan. They're going to yell at Dr. Fauci. And just like before, nothing will happen to him. Nobody's going to jail. Nobody's getting hit with perjury. It's for show.
But we have a show and we'll bring you the audio tomorrow.