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July 24, 2026

Introducing What You Don't Know About Footballers' Off Season from Long Story Short with Jill Scott and Karen Carney. Follow the show: Long Story Short with Jill Scott and Karen Carney This week, Jill Scott and Karen Carney are chatting about what footballers do in the off season.
Speakers: Jill Scott, Karen Carney
**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:32)
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**SPEAKER_3** (0:35)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:36)
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**SPEAKER_4** (0:42)
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**Jill Scott** (0:49)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:50)
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**SPEAKER_3** (0:52)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:56)
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**SPEAKER_6** (1:02)
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**Karen Carney** (1:32)
Your gym sessions were the funniest. You'd be there, but I'd never ever see you do any exercise. Actually, in my whole career, don't ever think I've ever seen you pick up any weights.

**Jill Scott** (1:42)
I think my biceps reflect that now. I would sometimes get sick of football and I don't mind seeing that. And I think people do. And sometimes you don't want to see it because they're like, you've got the best job in the world. But I did get sick of it sometimes.

**Karen Carney** (1:55)
I got on at 9 a.m. when the lines were opened. I had multiple devices.

**Jill Scott** (1:59)
The lines were open. I'm sure you're back in 1984 Well, welcome, everybody, to Long Story Short. Me and Kaz did not text this morning saying, please wear your cream jacket. But look at us.

**Karen Carney** (2:10)
It's the Long Story Short uniform.

**Jill Scott** (2:12)
What you've been up to, Kaz, you know what I didn't speak to you about recently?

**Karen Carney** (2:16)
Go on.

**Jill Scott** (2:17)
I went to a couple of concerts.

**Karen Carney** (2:19)
Go on.

**Jill Scott** (2:19)
So I went to see Olivia Dean. But then I also went to New York and ACON. And it was taking us back to our lovely days.

**Karen Carney** (2:28)
Was it good?

**Jill Scott** (2:28)
Kaz, I was dancing the whole time. I was doing the two steps.

**Karen Carney** (2:33)
Come on, get out again.

**Jill Scott** (2:34)
I was doing the pasadon. And honestly, I was like, sexy love and the things you do. You know, when we were all like in love back in college, uni days.

**Karen Carney** (2:46)
No.

**Jill Scott** (2:47)
But it was so, so fun. And you know what? It reminded us of like how important it is to go to concerts. You know, you just switch off. Like music's just such good, like therapy, isn't it?

**Karen Carney** (2:59)
But you're good though. You don't get your phone out, do you?

**Jill Scott** (3:01)
No, I didn't film one song. No. No.

**Karen Carney** (3:05)
You didn't film one. Do you know what? I watched something and I was obsessed with it the other day. I watched Whitney Houston back in 1984
She did a concert in South Africa. Really historic concert. I'm not going to, but amazing. I watched it for an hour and a half. And it was, no one had their phone out.

**Jill Scott** (3:27)
Oh, really?

**Karen Carney** (3:28)
No one had, didn't have phones. And you just see the joy and the smiles and the dancing and no one, you know, she sang obviously the bodyguard tune and everyone was just sort of, if you do it now, everyone's like that.

**Jill Scott** (3:42)
Yeah, yeah.

**Karen Carney** (3:43)
So it was like, I can't believe you're so good you don't get your phone out.

**Jill Scott** (3:46)
No, I just like to listen to it. And then I also know that my friends are filming, I'm like, oh, just send us the videos through. But it's just, it was so good to be there. And you know what, I did actually film one song and it was basically me and Sean Larkin when we were at Loughborough, we used to listen to, she makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. And because we used to download the song after that bit, it goes, EOL music first listen. And then it would carry on.

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