You Might Also Like: Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

**Matt Rogers** (0:00)
Hey everybody, it's Matt, and I just wanted to remind you that you have until September 20th to see Titanic on Broadway over at the St. James Theater. Please go get tickets now. Again, you have until September 20th, it's Titanic, it's incredible, you will love it. It's fun for the whole goddamn family.

**Catherine Cohen** (0:20)
Look, Matt.

**Matt Rogers** (0:21)
Where? Oh, I see you. Wow.
Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture?

**Catherine Cohen** (0:26)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:28)
Las Culturistas.

**Catherine Cohen** (0:30)
Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling.

**Matt Rogers** (0:33)
Our guest has a new nickname for us, Bo.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:35)
I'm so excited.

**Catherine Cohen** (0:36)
Mr. Bo and Mr. Ro.

**Matt Rogers** (0:40)
How long did it take?

**Catherine Cohen** (0:42)
On the way here, I was getting so giddy thinking about seeing you both, and I go, I can't believe I'm going to see Mr. Bo and Mr. Ro. It's everybody. Well, that's so cool. And Ms. Co.
Row, row, bow, your co.

**Bowen Yang** (0:55)
She is doing her fantastic show at the Lucille Lortel home of legends.

**Matt Rogers** (1:01)
July 14th to September 5th.

**Catherine Cohen** (1:05)
My new Off-Broadway moment.

**Matt Rogers** (1:06)
Everyone, welcome, Catherine Cohen.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:09)
Mr. Co.

**Catherine Cohen** (1:11)
Mr. Co. Mr. Ro.
Off-Bro. Off-Broadway.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:16)
Yes.

**Catherine Cohen** (1:17)
It's like stepping into a warm bath, being in a CDA. Get bathed.

**Bowen Yang** (1:20)
Be careful when you step in because you might slip and die.

**Catherine Cohen** (1:22)
Well, I am greased up. I got a pedicure today. Wait, is that where you were? No, no, no. Sorry, I was like, wait till you're here, where I just was.

**Bowen Yang** (1:28)
And you're like, it's somewhere I never expected I'd be in. I'm like, no.

**Matt Rogers** (1:32)
I see you at the spa, actually.

**Catherine Cohen** (1:34)
Where I just was, it sounds like I am a cartoon who made this up to come on a podcast. I was just being medically fingered on the Upper West Side to treat Vaginismus.

**Matt Rogers** (1:47)
Can you define Vaginismus?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:48)
Vaginismus, my real one now.

**Catherine Cohen** (1:50)
Because unfortunately, the new hour is running itself.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:52)
It's titled Vaginismus.

**Catherine Cohen** (1:55)
Vaginismus is basically when your pussy has burnout and it starts hurting for no reason.

**Bowen Yang** (1:59)
No.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:00)
It has burnout for good reason?

**Catherine Cohen** (2:02)
For no reason.

**Bowen Yang** (2:03)
Burn out. What do you mean?

**Catherine Cohen** (2:04)
Your puss.

**Bowen Yang** (2:06)
Yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:07)
P-O-S-A.

**Catherine Cohen** (2:08)
P-O-S-A. I like to pronounce it. Your puss.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:10)
It basically, p-o-s-a is hard.

**Catherine Cohen** (2:12)
Mama say puss-a. Mama say puss-a.

**Bowen Yang** (2:15)
Your pussy, your puss says tschuss, which is bye in German.

**Catherine Cohen** (2:18)
Totally.

**Bowen Yang** (2:20)
Your puss says tschuss.

**Matt Rogers** (2:21)
Now, he's been learning German.

**Catherine Cohen** (2:22)
It's really good. And why?

**Matt Rogers** (2:24)
He knows so many of the words.

**Bowen Yang** (2:25)
You know, we're going to go, I'm going to Berlin.

**Catherine Cohen** (2:27)
Oh, wow.

**Bowen Yang** (2:28)
Matt might join me. I just want to know the culture.

**Matt Rogers** (2:30)
We have research to do.

**Catherine Cohen** (2:32)
You got to go to that naked spa.

**Bowen Yang** (2:34)
Yeah. The one that's like a spaceship. There's a bunch of them there.

**Catherine Cohen** (2:37)
I love it.

**Bowen Yang** (2:38)
Vaginismus.

**Catherine Cohen** (2:39)
Vaginismus.

**Bowen Yang** (2:41)
You two do a show, because Vaginismus sounds like Christmas. Okay, let's do it.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:45)
Have you heard Vaginismus?

**Catherine Cohen** (2:48)
At the Rockefeller Center.

**Bowen Yang** (2:51)
At the Rockefeller.

**Matt Rogers** (2:52)
Coming this December.

**Catherine Cohen** (2:53)
Princess and Prince of Christmas Touchdown. Oh, period. Do you want to be the princess? I'm ready. Yeah, I want to fly in. I want to be like pink on the-

**Bowen Yang** (3:01)
On the thing.

**Catherine Cohen** (3:02)
On the Tony's, yeah. Wait, do you know what's so funny? Brian was showing me the openings. I missed the beginning. Yes. And she was spinning so fast. It was crazy. But then she started talking and he goes, wait, we are on 2.5 speed. I go, yeah.
And then I go, go to one. I go, okay, still fast, still fast. Still fast, on 2.5.

**Matt Rogers** (3:18)
I can't imagine her going faster than she was going.

**Catherine Cohen** (3:21)
I'm dying, I'm dying.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:22)
It was crazy.

**Bowen Yang** (3:23)
Wait, it's like that time, that news footage of that woman being like helipatic.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:27)
I know exactly what you're talking about.