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Macroaggressions

July 17, 2026

Introducing "The Gospel of the Goose" (w/ Kesha) from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Speakers: Bowen Yang, Kesha, Matt Rogers
**Bowen Yang** (0:01)
Look, man.

**Kesha** (0:01)
Where?

**Matt Rogers** (0:02)
Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there.

**Bowen Yang** (0:05)
Wow, is that culture?

**Matt Rogers** (0:06)
Yes.

**Bowen Yang** (0:06)
Oh my goodness. Wow.
Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling.

**Matt Rogers** (0:13)
Ding dong, kind of a cousin of TikTok. If you really sit down and think about it.

**Bowen Yang** (0:18)
Both things in the home.

**Matt Rogers** (0:20)
Yeah, for sure.

**Bowen Yang** (0:20)
Both things that tell you something's happening.

**Matt Rogers** (0:22)
Clocks do both.

**Bowen Yang** (0:24)
Clocks do both.
Ding dong on the bell, but the party is. Swell.

**Matt Rogers** (0:31)
You know, we aren't lyricists like our guest.

**Bowen Yang** (0:34)
But I am always saying these days, take me to Shibuya.

**Matt Rogers** (0:42)
You're always saying that. Always saying that. And I'm wanting to turn me into origami bad.

**Bowen Yang** (0:47)
Honey.

**Matt Rogers** (0:48)
And it's the summer.

**Bowen Yang** (0:49)
It's the summer. I wanna be a crane up in that thing. I wanna be a paper plane.

**Matt Rogers** (0:54)
If you see me at Thai tea and you haven't made me into origami, you're not doing drag.
But this is actually a huge day. You know, our guests will never remember this, but we met a couple years ago at the Elton John after Oscar party. And we're standing in line for drinks and it's taking a while. This is not to shade the event.

**Bowen Yang** (1:15)
No, no, no. It's a packed bar. It's a good sign.

**Matt Rogers** (1:17)
At this moment, it was taking a second. And our guest as a joke just takes a champagne bottle off the thing and goes to turn around and then put it back. She was kidding, but I did turn to her and say, I'm very happy to see you do a very Kesha thing in the wild. And she smiled and laughed. A star is smiling and laughing.

**Bowen Yang** (1:35)
A star is smiling.

**Matt Rogers** (1:36)
And here she is. Have you met our guest?

**Bowen Yang** (1:39)
I have not had the pleasure.

**Matt Rogers** (1:40)
Well?

**Bowen Yang** (1:41)
And this is very, very cool. You figure, well, we'll tell you while you have a chance to re-respond. God, she is coming out with a new music. Thank goodness.

**Matt Rogers** (1:51)
On tour, The Freedom Tour.

**Bowen Yang** (1:53)
Freedom Tour, period. CEO of Kesha Records.

**Matt Rogers** (1:57)
There you go.

**Bowen Yang** (1:58)
Get into it. We're so happy she's here. Everyone, welcome Kesha!

**Matt Rogers** (2:05)
We've been waiting for this day.

**Kesha** (2:06)
Honestly, same.
Truly. I'm very excited.

**Bowen Yang** (2:10)
What do you make of this champagne moment?

**Kesha** (2:12)
That sounds right.
It sounds about right. I'm surprised I put it back.

**Matt Rogers** (2:17)
It was taking long enough where you would have been well within your rights to hit the road with it, so to speak.

**Kesha** (2:22)
I mean, that sounds about right.

**Bowen Yang** (2:24)
That sounds about right, but these bartenders.

**Matt Rogers** (2:27)
Come on.

**Bowen Yang** (2:28)
I love them. The eye contact, they are strategically withholding, of course, they have to manage it. Sometimes I'm like, I'm just a guy standing in front of a bartender.

**Kesha** (2:40)
Just a boy in a bar.

**Matt Rogers** (2:42)
Asking you to serve me.

**Bowen Yang** (2:43)
Asking you to serve me. But what do you make of us repeating your lyrics, Becky, are you like...

**Kesha** (2:50)
I live for that. That is why I do this. People quote me to me. Yeah.
I love it.

**Bowen Yang** (2:57)
See, thank God for you, because there are some people out here who are like, oh, I just don't, I don't know.

**Kesha** (3:03)
What do you mean?

**Bowen Yang** (3:04)
No, this is what art is.

**Kesha** (3:07)
I do pop songs.
I just played a show and there were so many people dressed like me. Do you know what that does for me? I actually can pass away happy when I see people dressed as me when I was 21 years old.

**Matt Rogers** (3:24)
Yeah, embodying.

**Kesha** (3:25)
I live.

**Bowen Yang** (3:29)
Before the chance escapes me, I Am the Dance Commander, I Command You to Dance is one of the greatest remix albums of all time.

**Kesha** (3:38)
Thank you.

**Bowen Yang** (3:38)
Or just remix EPs, what would you call that?

**Kesha** (3:42)
I just was the dance commander.

**Matt Rogers** (3:44)
It was what the dance commander was commanding that day.

**Kesha** (3:46)
It's just what was commanded at me.

**Bowen Yang** (3:48)
It's just what was commanded at you because Fuck Him He's a DJ is a text for a generation.

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