Thomas McMonigle Joins Craig And C Mac

**Chris McMonigle** (0:00)
Thomas.

**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Thomas, and is your dad the awesome, cool Big Mac on The Carton Show? Yes. Hi, Thomas. You're a Dioded Yankee fan, aren't you? Yes. And who is your favorite current Yankee on this Yankee team?
Current Yankee? Yeah, current Yankee, yeah. Anthony Volpe. Anthony Volpe. OK, nice job. Your dad does not like Anthony Volpe.
And I love the Louis Trim Yankee hat you're wearing. Who got you that hat? Uncle Craig. Uncle Craig, that's exactly right. All right, so I have a question for you. Right now, you and your pops are going to the Yankee game. You are sitting field level, a little bit behind home plate towards the third base side. Awesome tickets, right? Yeah. Talk right to that microphone. Go real good. Yeah. Awesome, right? Behind door number B, I have an opportunity for you. Would you like to trade your current tickets tonight's game to see Cam Schliller pitch for something behind door number B? Or right now you could tell me Uncle Craig, you're happy with what you have, you want to sit where you're sitting and not take what's behind door number B. Now before you make that choice, would you like to have some options of what door number B might be? Or do you just want to blindly tell me that you want to trade the tickets you have for what might be behind the other door? So I'm totally up to you. There's no right, there's no wrong. So let me just walk you through this again. You could say I'm happy with the tickets I have, they're great. We're going to the game sitting field level behind the plate. Or you can say I'm willing to take the risk and take what's behind the other door, not knowing what's behind the other door. What would you like to do, Thomas?
Tough decision. Okay, you got to make the decision all by yourself. Your dad can't help you on this one. What do you want to do?
Would you like to hear some possibilities of what's behind the other door first to help you make the decision? Yes. You would.
Okay, so behind door number two might be a case of Big League Chew grape flavored gum.
It might be goose poop. It might be tickets in the owner's box for tonight's game. And it might be an old, dirty, previously worn Derek Jeter shirt. Now, I'm not saying which one of those it is, but that's a possibility. So you might get goose poop.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:33)
You might get goose poop.

**Craig Carton** (2:34)
And then you're not going to tonight's game. Are you willing to trade the tickets you have, Thomas, for the surprise behind door number two?

**Chris McMonigle** (2:43)
Yes.

**Craig Carton** (2:44)
Yes, he says.

**Chris McMonigle** (2:47)
Wow.

**Craig Carton** (2:47)
All right. Well, the first thing I'll tell you is this. It is not a previously worn Derek Jeter shirt.
Okay? Okay. Meaning it is either tickets in the owner's box, goose poop, or is the other one? Big League Chew. Oh, on the case of Big League Chew.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:08)
Yeah.

**Craig Carton** (3:09)
So now you're down to three.
I'm going to give you one more chance to hang on to the tickets you have and not risk getting goose poop. Would you like to go back to the tickets you have or you still want to take a shot at what's behind door number two? I'm still taking it.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:24)
I'm still taking it.

**Craig Carton** (3:25)
Still taking a shot? All right. It is not a case of Big League Chew.
Now we're down to two.

**Chris McMonigle** (3:33)
Down to two.

**Craig Carton** (3:34)
Now it's either goose poop. I have geese in my backyard with my chickens. All right. So I have plenty of it. So it's either a box of goose poop or it's two tickets in the owner's box for tonight's game. Unlimited food, unlimited soda, unlimited water, and you get to sit there in the owner's suite. Or you get goose poop. I'm going to give you one last chance. Would you like to hang on to the two field level tickets you and your dad have?
Or you want to risk that you're getting goose poop and not going to the game tonight and going back home after our show?
I'm going to risk.

**Chris McMonigle** (4:15)
You're going to risk it.

**Craig Carton** (4:16)
And you're going to take door number two, yes?

**Chris McMonigle** (4:19)
Yes.

**Craig Carton** (4:19)
Well, behind door number two is not goose poop. You and your father are sitting in the owner's box for tonight's game to see Kam Schlittler pitch for the New York Yankees.