TheOutCASTers EP.12

**C-Kore** (1:59)
Jello and welcome back, everybody. We are TheOutCASTers.

**Politic** (2:03)
Yes, we are.

**C-Kore** (2:04)
I am your host, C-Kore.

**Politic** (2:05)
I am Politic.

**C-Kore** (2:07)
You can also say the host, too, you know.

**Politic** (2:10)
I am the host, Politic.

**C-Kore** (2:12)
Co-host, host, whatever.

**Politic** (2:13)
That doesn't work, dude. They're kinda, I don't know. I don't like the sound of it. It makes me sound like pompous.

**C-Kore** (2:20)
Why?

**Politic** (2:21)
I don't know.

**C-Kore** (2:21)
You should be like, I am the other host. I'm the one that really runs shit around here. Because it's the truth, everybody.

**Politic** (2:27)
Not really.

**C-Kore** (2:28)
Yeah, it is.

**Politic** (2:29)
Dude, I type in a couple of words and I copy paste a fucking internet address and that's all I have to do.

**C-Kore** (2:35)
Hey, if it wasn't for that, then we fucking would not be heard on iTunes right now.

**Politic** (2:39)
Nobody's listening to us.

**C-Kore** (2:41)
What are you talking about? There's plenty of people listening to us.

**Politic** (2:44)
Three people is not plenty of people. Me, you and Paul and Mom.

**C-Kore** (2:50)
Speaking of which, did Paul and Mom listen to the last episode already?

**Politic** (2:53)
I just put it up today, so I don't think she's heard it yet.

**C-Kore** (2:55)
Oh, on iTunes?

**Politic** (2:57)
It is Paul.

**C-Kore** (2:57)
But it's been on SoundCloud for the last couple of days. Yeah, it has.

**Politic** (3:01)
No, it hasn't. I checked it last night.

**C-Kore** (3:02)
It's on SoundCloud.

**Politic** (3:03)
Why would you lie to your co-host?

**C-Kore** (3:06)
Dude, I posted it the other day.

**Politic** (3:08)
I didn't show up for a couple of days. Anyways, but no, it is just a little small announcement that I'm sure no one else really cares about, but it is Paul and Mom's birthday.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:19)
Oh my God.

**Politic** (3:23)
That is so not sexy.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:25)
Oh my God.

**Politic** (3:26)
Oh, happy birthday.

**C-Kore** (3:30)
I'll jump out of a cake for you later.

**Politic** (3:33)
So I got to make sure to put you in the cake before I put it in the oven. That'll solve all my problems.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:38)
I ain't Jewish. Wow.

**C-Kore** (3:45)
I don't even try to bake my food while trying to watch it from the inside of the oven.

**Politic** (3:51)
That's funny. I don't even know how to fucking respond to that. You're going to hell.

**C-Kore** (3:58)
Sorry, y'all.

**Politic** (3:59)
Did you even notice? Like, I used to goad you in the same nigger, and we dropped it a couple times last week.

**C-Kore** (4:06)
Like you just did now?

**Politic** (4:07)
Yeah. And neither of us noticed. I realized that when I was listening to you.

**C-Kore** (4:11)
No, I noticed you said it.

**Politic** (4:12)
Well, just now.

**C-Kore** (4:14)
No, before that. I didn't say it before.

**Politic** (4:16)
Yeah, you did.

**C-Kore** (4:17)
No, I said when Donald Duck was going to say it.

**Politic** (4:23)
Didn't you?

**C-Kore** (4:24)
No. Donald Duck said it because he's a racist.

**Politic** (4:27)
Yeah, Donald Duck said nigger.

**C-Kore** (4:29)
Okay, enough. No more. So no more.

**Politic** (4:34)
No more of what?

**C-Kore** (4:35)
Nothing. Dude, I have been having a lot go on today, dude. Fucking I went to work. Yeah, we're doing this. And then tonight, I got to go down to fucking the Ace of Spades because my buddies in Track Fighter playing with Oleander at their CD release show.

**Politic** (4:51)
Over on like R and 15th, right?

**C-Kore** (4:54)
Ace of Spades, yeah.

**Politic** (4:55)
Yeah.

**C-Kore** (4:56)
Which is technically still considered R15 because it's all one giant building and they share the same kitchen menu and everything.

**Politic** (5:02)
Wait, really?

**C-Kore** (5:04)
Yeah, when you order food from Ace of Spades, they go to the R15 kitchen and get the food from them.

**Politic** (5:11)
Really?

**C-Kore** (5:11)
Yeah.

**Politic** (5:11)
That's a Cafe Bernardo, actually.

**C-Kore** (5:14)
With the K-Bar, right?

**Politic** (5:15)
Yeah.

**C-Kore** (5:16)
Dude, I totally was just by over there the other night because I saw my hero in one of the main reasons I got into podcasting. Mr. Kevin Smith himself was here in town promoting the Jane Silent Bob super groovy cartoon movie.

**Politic** (5:29)
Oh, I've heard about that.

**C-Kore** (5:30)
Hilarious.

**Politic** (5:31)
Kind of.

**C-Kore** (5:31)
And then they did their podcast, Jane Silent Bob Get Old, and beforehand, we were walking through and I was like, oh shit, Cafe Bernardo, K-Bar, Douchebag Works Here.

**Politic** (5:42)
I also worked there too.

**C-Kore** (5:44)
That's who I was talking about. So.