**Craig Carton** (0:00)
Here we go.
A little Laverne. Why not on a Monday afternoon in New York City? This is Big Mac's theme song when he graduated high school. Hey, Casanova. Me and Romeo are never been friends. Good job, Big Mac. Way to really belt it out there.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:23)
I don't know.
**Craig Carton** (0:24)
How much I really love you.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:27)
Oh, I thought it went knee-jag.
**Craig Carton** (0:33)
Casanova! Anywho, let me just check my handy-dandy list here. Make sure you don't leave anything out there I want to get to. NFL player Terry and Arnold got a million dollar bail after his lawyer did a great job in court on his behalf.
He's actually a star cornerback for the Lions who is allegedly using a teen lover to lure victims with booty call promises. And it all played out on like they're texting each other, like live streaming and stuff, really crazy stuff that happened. But he's out on a million dollar bail. So there's that story I want to give to you.
The Landry Shammet deal, he was offered more money by other teams, took a little bit of a haircut for the extra year they gave him, as the story goes, to come back to the next six million bucks a year. Four year deal for 24 million bucks. So the last big shoe to drop now is going to be, does Mitchell Robinson come back again? That's the last shoe.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:31)
And that's the last shoe.
**Craig Carton** (1:32)
That happens based on maybe him taking a team friendly deal. And of course, what Cat and Josh Hart decide to do with their extensions. But the New York Knicks are in full running back mode right now. And I think that's going to make every Knick fan happy.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:46)
This team deserves a chance to repeat.
**Craig Carton** (1:47)
Yes, and they're not going to the second apron. The owner was very clear about that. And it seems like they made some really good moves this offseason.
To make sure that they don't go over that threshold.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:57)
We'll see what they do from here.
**Craig Carton** (1:58)
And for those of you that like being outside like I do, unlike Anthony Hoffman who hates being outside, he told me. Anthony Hoffman. Yeah, yeah. He, tonight is a full strawberry moon.
So if you're at the Yankee game tonight, or if you're just hanging outside and you want to look up into the sky, you'll see the full strawberry shortcake moon tonight.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:21)
Cream on top?
**Craig Carton** (2:24)
Sure, why not? Yeah, with cream.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:26)
Strawberry shortcake. With cream.
**Craig Carton** (2:28)
Yeah.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:28)
Tell me the name of your sweetheart. Is it A? Is it B? Have you ever played, you know?
**Craig Carton** (2:33)
Patty cake?
**Chris McMonigle** (2:34)
Patty cake.
**Craig Carton** (2:34)
Not a big patty cake guy?
**Chris McMonigle** (2:36)
No.
**Craig Carton** (2:36)
No, you? Apparently.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:38)
I have.
**Craig Carton** (2:39)
I've played a lot of Jacks growing up.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:42)
You're a Jacks guy?
**Craig Carton** (2:43)
I played Jacks. I played pick up sticks.
Wasn't a big patty cake, patty cake, baker's man. Make me a cake as fast as you can.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:51)
Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (2:51)
Something like that.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:52)
There's a bunch of them.
**Craig Carton** (2:52)
Yeah. Well, if you want to tell us the other ones. I got nothing but time.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:55)
Oh, Johnny, walking down the street. Remember that from?
**Craig Carton** (2:58)
Yes, from Big. Yeah.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:00)
10 times a week. I said it. I meant it. I stole your mama's credit. Stop chewing the stomach three more times.
**Craig Carton** (3:07)
Down, down, baby.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:11)
Then you started doing Nelly there, but no, it's like.
**Craig Carton** (3:15)
Isn't that part of it?
**Chris McMonigle** (3:17)
Yeah.
**Craig Carton** (3:17)
Ice cream.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:19)
Vanilla on top. I'm trying to figure this out.
**Tommy** (3:21)
I said it.
**Craig Carton** (3:26)
Peace out for the day.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:27)
We missed him.
**Craig Carton** (3:28)
Here's Tommy and Staten Island on the fan. Tommy, good afternoon. How are you, sir?
**Tommy** (3:33)
What's up, Craig? How's everything? All right.
**Craig Carton** (3:35)
No complaints.
**Tommy** (3:38)
Well, I got a few. First, let me just say, thank God the Knicks won the championship because this would make the Mets season much far worse than it already is.
**Craig Carton** (3:47)
No doubt. I agree. A hundred percent with that. Thank you to the New York Knicks.
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