The AI Job Crisis Andrew Yang Saw Coming

**Scott Galloway** (0:26)
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**SPEAKER_4** (1:15)
Bro, Skycoin, way better than points. Never fly during a Scorpio full moon.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:22)
Just tell the manager you'll sue.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:24)
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**SPEAKER_5** (1:32)
Bad advice? You talking to me?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:34)
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**Scott Galloway** (1:38)
Today's number, 193 That's the age of the world's oldest animal, a tortoise named Jonathan. At True Story, I worked at a zoo for several years where my job was circumcising elephants.
The pay wasn't very good, but the tips were huge.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:58)
Listen to me. Markets are bigger than us.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:00)
What you have here is a structural change in the world distribution.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:03)
Cash is trash.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:04)
Stocks look pretty attractive.

**Scott Galloway** (2:06)
Something's going to break.

**Ed Elson** (2:07)
Forget about it.

**Scott Galloway** (2:08)
How are you, Ed?

**Ed Elson** (2:09)
I'm doing well. 193 Would you want to live to 193?

**Scott Galloway** (2:12)
I don't want to live to 93
I think about, being serious, I think about the end a lot. I've got the drugs picked out. I know where I want to die. I know the people I want around me. I spent a lot of time curating those apple stories of my kids and friends. I'm going to live my life again. I'm going to play all of those videos on repeat. And I'm going to trip and I already know who I want to come visit me. And then I'm going to peace out. I'm going to overdose. I'm going to go fucking crazy on heroin, which was supposed to be amazing, by the way.

**Ed Elson** (2:44)
Are you being serious about the heroin? I know you're serious about all the other stuff.

**Scott Galloway** (2:47)
I do think at the end of your life, I don't see a problem with really maxing out on Tom Petty and heroin. Ed, speaking of heroin and interventions, Prof G Markets is going live. We're already in some cities, we're already 60 percent sold out and this is after four days. So if you're interested in seeing us in either New York, Miami, Chicago, San Francisco or LA, please go to profgmarketstour.com and get a ticket. And also if you're a friend of mine, pretend you're a fucking grown up and get your own ticket.
Seriously. People are calling me and say, reserve me two tickets.

**Ed Elson** (3:26)
That goes for my friends too.

**Scott Galloway** (3:27)
Reserve me two tickets and I send them the URL and they're like, oh, I have to buy tickets? I'm like, don't you make like seven million bucks a year?
Buy a ticket for God's sakes. Anyways.

**Ed Elson** (3:38)
100 percent.

**Scott Galloway** (3:39)
But I love my friends and I'm hoping to see them there.
But anyways, we will sell out. These tickets are selling faster, I think, than the last tour I was on. So it's a lot of fun. Live podcast, who would have thought it? They actually are a good time. We are going to have great guests. So we're super excited about that. A bunch of surprise guests, very famous, iconic, interesting people in great cities. They'll come out. Ed and I will likely host an after party. That's right. Where we will raffle off all of Claire's quince wardrobe in a fundraiser.
So we're very excited. We're going to have all sorts of things. We're going to have magic tricks. We're going to have the Rockettes are going to do an appearance. I don't know where I got that. Did I tell you I dated a Rockette when I first moved to New York, Ed?

**Ed Elson** (4:31)
No, that's crazy. That's awesome.

**Scott Galloway** (4:34)
Yeah.

**Ed Elson** (4:34)
Congrats.

**Scott Galloway** (4:35)
I've seen the Christmas Spectacular like three times. I'm the only Jew that's seen the Christmas Spectacular numerous times.

**Ed Elson** (4:43)
I love that.
Yeah, I'm very excited too. We're going to be heading to San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, New York. It's going to be great. I'm shocked by how many people have been telling us and getting mad at us for not going to Denver. I did not have that on my bingo card. So we'll go to Denver next time. But those are the cities, five cities. Very excited to go to profgmarketstour.com to get your tickets.