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Today's number 107 That's how many rounds of golf Trump has played during his second term. He's been in office for 456 days. Ed, what's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G spot?

**Ed Elson** (2:00)
Oh, I don't know.

**Scott Galloway** (2:01)
A man will spend 10 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Claire's nodding her head. I've got approval. All right. I, I, we were talking about the, the Pope earlier. All right. How did the boy save the priest's life, Ed?

**Ed Elson** (2:17)
How?

**Scott Galloway** (2:18)
He found a lump on his scrotum.
Oh, that's wrong. Now Claire's head is in her hands.

**Ed Elson** (2:24)
I don't really get why it would save his life.

**Scott Galloway** (2:27)
Spell it out, Claire.

**Ed Elson** (2:28)
Yeah, there we go. Got it.

**Scott Galloway** (2:30)
Our little Ed's growing up. Our little Ed's growing up. That just salvaged the whole thing. You're not understanding, makes it funny.

**Ed Elson** (2:38)
My stupidity makes it funny.

**Scott Galloway** (2:41)
Yeah. See you about Princeton.
Ed, how are you?

**Ed Elson** (2:54)
I'm doing very well.
Yeah, I'm excited about this live tour. Tickets are flying off the shelves. It's all selling out. It's almost too late unless you go right now to profgmarketstour.com. Everything's going well. How are you doing?

**Scott Galloway** (3:11)
I'm good, except people keep calling me and asking me for a free ticket. I'm like, it's 100 bucks. Just get on it.

**Ed Elson** (3:16)
They don't give us that many. I mean, I'm sure we could just solve that ourselves, but we haven't been given that many friends and family tickets. I think we only have like 10 between us, and then we've got a whole production team.

**Scott Galloway** (3:28)
Yeah, but fortunately, you don't have any friends. So what are you doing this weekend, Ed? What are you up to? Not that I care, but I'm looking for a banter here.

**Ed Elson** (3:36)
We could always just skip the banter. We don't have to do this. We can do whatever we like. It's our show. If you hate talking about people's weekends, we can skip it.

**Scott Galloway** (3:44)
I like the banter. It's my opportunity to fuck with you. What are you doing this weekend?

**Ed Elson** (3:50)
You're not going to like my answer. I'm working all weekend. Except actually, I'm having dinner with my mom, who's visiting, so I'll see her.
And so that'll be nice.

**Scott Galloway** (4:00)
That's nice. I'm glad to hear it.

**Ed Elson** (4:01)
Yeah. What are you doing?

**Scott Galloway** (4:02)
Gosh, I have strikingly few plans this weekend.
Yeah. No, I don't have a lot going on this weekend.

**Ed Elson** (4:10)
Hit as well when I make fun of you.

**Scott Galloway** (4:12)
Yeah. I have a friend in town.
And then I'm headed back. I'm going to have dinner with my son Sunday night. Yeah. I don't got a lot going on. Not a lot going on.